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BTWF roles: Richard Schiff in Tales from the Crypt
July 21st, 2014 under Before They Were Famous. [ Comments: none ]


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Before Richard Schiff was a lawyer on Murder in the First, he would’ve needed one had he lived on Tales From the Crypt. He’s come a long way since he was 34 in that 1990 episode.

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Madonna claims she made it through the wilderness
July 21st, 2014 under Madonna. [ Comments: none ]


Madonna posted the above photo and said, “I made it through the wilderness!” But to me it doesn’t seem like she did. She looks more like a virgin the morning after a really good first time.
On a positive note, it’s the first time I saw her looking her own age and not trying to look like as young as she did when she went over the borderline.

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Justin Bieber wants to know if he should shave the peach fuzz?
July 21st, 2014 under Justin Bieber. [ Comments: none ]


Justin Bieber posted the above photo and asked, “Shave the stash or let it grow”. I don’t know what it is about his facial hair, but it just baffles me. He’s 20 years old, but he grows a mustache like a 13 year old boy who’s just starting puberty. If I were him, I would just shave every day. I mean because I would be embarrassed if I couldn’t grow a manly beard. You know, if the only thing I could do was grow one like a little boy. But that’s me.
Seriously, I don’t know why I am so obsessed about his whiskers. I think it’s because their so sad that I feel so bad for them. I just want to help them and put them out of their misery. Kind of like how I want to help all those animals in those Sara McClachlan ASPCA ads. Well that, and because I want them to stop airing that commercial because it makes me cry every time I see it. Just like when I see Bieber’s attempt to grown a beard.

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Weird Al Yancovic’s Lame Claim to Fame
July 21st, 2014 under Weird Al Yankovic. [ Comments: none ]

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Let’s be real, we all have a story about meeting a celebrity or being in the same place as one or maybe even knowing someone who knows someone famous. Well, Weird Al Yankovic not only recorded a song about it on Mandatory Fun that’s out now, but he also made video for the tune as well. How many of those examples can you relate to from that song?
So you want to know my Lame Claim to Fame? One time, I was in the green room at The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson and Weird Al Yankovic was there too. He was a guest on the show, and I was there to take my really good friend, who is a HUGE fan, to see him on the late night talk show. I ran late, so we were stuck in the green room. Did we talk to him? Sadly, no because you can’t do that during a lame claim to fame. Maybe next time, for my friend’s sake.
And my other Weird Al lame claim to fame story, is Seth Green stood behind me on the line to get food during Yankovic’s concert at The Greek. I was totally oblivious to it, until my friend (the HUGE fan) told me about it after the fact.
Now when it comes Mandatory Fun as an entire album, it truly is mandatory fun! My favorite song off of the CD is Now That’s What I Call Polka which is a megamix of him singing hits like Miley Cyrus’ Wrecking Ball, Psy’s Gangnam Style, Carly Rae Jepsen’s Call Me Maybe, Daft Punk’s Lucky and LMFAo’s I’m Sexy and I Know It, Polka style. I’ve been waiting all week for the video and it just didn’t happened. He also didn’t release a music video for his version of Imagine Dragon’s Radioactive called Inactive. Oh well, at least we got to see Tacky (Pharrell’s Happy), Foil (Lorde’s Royal), Handy (Iggy Azalea’s Fancy), The Sports Song, First World Problems (which is a total classic), Mission Statement and Lame Claim to Fame. If you notice, I didn’t include Word Crimes (Robin Thicke’s Blurred Lines) on that list. That’s because I was really insulted by that song. I knows I have those grammar issues, I just don’t have to hear about it in a song. But other than that, you like totally want to add Mandatory Fun to your collection because it is so much fun to listen to when you’re out and about looking for a lame claim to fame.

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Gordon Ramsay checks into Hotel Hell tonight and wishes he could turn back time
July 21st, 2014 under Gordon Ramsay. [ Comments: none ]


Hotel Hell is back with all new episodes starting at 9p on Fox, and Gordon Ramsay is getting an ear full tonight. It’s not as much about complaints, as it as much about the owner of the hotel singing whenever and wherever she can to “entertain” the guests. She thinks she sounds like Cher, so she put in a recorded track and belts out tunes from the original Cougar. She believes in heart that the guests love it, but one of them offered her a $100 to stop.
If this was the only problem, it would be easy to solve. But there are so many more issues for Ramsay to work on. His problems start before he even gets there. That’s because there is no sign on the building, so he keeps driving past it. Then once he’s inside, he is told he has to sign a waiver that he won’t destroy the room. He refuses to sign it. Once he is in the room, all he wants to do is mess it up because it’s all beige and blah. Thinking he can get some relaxation at the pool, he finds out that ain’t going to happen. The pool is dirty and full of leaves. Maybe he can get something good to eat; and as bad as that meal is, it is better than the owner’s singing.
With this hotel needing so much work, will he be able to do it in just a week? Let’s just say, at least one person is fired. But then again that person asked for it. You want to watch that go down. And you also want to see what a transformation Ramsay does for the hotel and to the owner. He has a heart to heart with her in which he reveals something about himself we didn’t know.
I am so happy that Hotel Hell is back because Ramsay does these makeovers with so much heart and way too many reality shows are missing that. So tune tonight and every Monday at 9p after MasterChef for a show that will make you look are your hotel room differently on your next stay at one.

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