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Orange you glad to see Jon Bon Jovi? |
| April 24th, 2014 under Bon Jovi. [ Comments: none ]
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Jon Bon Jovi attended the 2014 Kelly Cares Foundation’s Irish Eyes Gala yesterday and I couldn’t get over how tanned he looked. I mean, I know he is from Jersey, but that doesn’t mean that he needs to look like someone who was on the Jersey Shore. Not that he ever would be, but his skin color is closer to Tan Mom’s orange than his normal hue that you can see on his hands.
Do you think he is too tan or just right?
Now, even though I am saying he is a little too orange, I still wouldn’t mind Living in Sin with him!
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Late Night’s Grown Up Annie is still better than what Will Smith did to her |
| April 24th, 2014 under Seth Meyers. [ Comments: none ]
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Yesterday, I was driving around listening to the soundtrack from the 1982 movie Annie (I swear I was) and I was thinking how fully dressed I was with that big smile on my face that the music from it gave me. I tried to block out that in a few months, Will Smith is destroying the classic with his remake of the musical. I was successful.
That was until today, when I saw that Seth Meyers did a bit a on Late Night yesterday with the Little Orphan all grown up. The sweet little girl, is not so innocent any more. As bad as she is now, this bit was actually good.
Even though it was good, it still tainted a little piece of my childhood.
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Watch news anchors mess up Lupita Nyong’o’s name! |
| April 24th, 2014 under Jimmy Kimmel. [ Comments: none ]
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Lupita Nyong’o might have an Oscar but that doesn’t mean newspeople can say her name correctly. Yesterday on Jimmy Kimmel Live, the ABC late night show compiled a bunch anchors around the country trying to say her name and her last name was an issue for them. So watch how badly they mess up her name because it is pretty incredible.
She shouldn’t feel bad because she is not the only Oscar winner whose name reporters can’t say correctly, Martin Scorsese, Charlize Theron, Kim Basinger, Catherine Zeta-Jones and Cher all know her pain too. Lupita has to get some solace from the fact that at least she doesn’t have Idina Menzel’s problem…
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William Shatner sings Queen Latifah’s Ladies First! |
| April 24th, 2014 under Queen Latifah, William Shatner. [ Comments: none ]
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We have heard William Shatner sing The Beatles, Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds, and today on Queen Latifah‘s show he sang her 1990 hit Ladies First. Let’s just say his version of it is The Shat!
Who would’ve thought he could take her rap song and make it sound like it was always meant to be performed at the lounge. I mean, there are few discrepancies with him singing the lyrics word for word, but that’s just makes it so much better! To hear him sing about birthing babies and being the woman standing in front of us, just makes it that much better. Don’t take my word for it, watch Queen’s reaction it all. She is loving every second, just as you will.
BTW if you are like me and don’t remember or know the song, then you can listen to it below to hear how very different it sounds.
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Which sex position causes the most trips to the ER? |
| April 24th, 2014 under Sex Sent Me to the ER. [ Comments: none ]
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Sex Sent Me to the ER, that airs Saturday at 9p on TLC, shows us different things we shouldn’t do when we are in the throws of it. But the show isn’t only about kissing and telling, it also educates us about other sex problems. The network is being responsible and they’re answering our questions about, literally, practicing safe sex. A viewer of the show wanted to know, “What sexual position causes the most injuries?” The answer might surprise you because it is one of the most common positions.
I mean you’d think it be one of those crazy positions you see in the Kama Sutra, and you’d be wrong. Then maybe you’d think it might be missionary, cause one thrust might send the person on the bottom through the wall. Another risky position is when the woman’s legs are in the air because with one move forward from him, her leg might break. While those positions have their risks, the most dangerous one is the Cowgirl Position. That is when the woman rides the man and believe it or not, he is the one that suffers the most injuries from sex. That because She can come down on him in such a way to bend his pen!s and he will suffer from a penile fracture. The first time I heard about that was on The Drew Carey Show, but I digress. Now, back to the broken pen!s; there are no bones in the boner, so it is actually the corpus cavernosum that breaks. Something that is very very very painful for the man, as we learned from the TLC show.
Now, I am a sadist and love to laugh at pain. So I don’t know what I would do if that happened to my man while I was riding him like the horse that he is. I probably would burst out laughing and that would not be the best the thing to do, but then again he would be leaving me unsatisfied so it is only fair. What would you do?
Now ladies and gentlemen, if you are now afraid of the Cowgirl Position, then Cosmo has a list of other positions you can try that aren’t as dangerous!
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