Tonight at 9p on The CW’s Reign Queen Mary of Scots (Adelaide Kane) has two Princes chasing after her and by the end of the episode she will wind up with only one of them. Will it be Prince Francis (Toby Regbo) who wasn’t able to help Scotland out in the war against England? Or will it be Prince Tomas (Manolo Cardona) from Portugal who was able to successfully send her the troops she desperately needed? Both men will fight for the Queen, and she will fight her true feelings within herself. Tomas will reveal his true self to her and he is not the wonderful Prince we met last week. While Francis reveals his true feelings to Mary and they are what we want them to be; but is that enough for Mary, who has so much on her plate when it comes to picking her King, to stay?
Besides all of that, France realizes that there is a spy in their court, who revealed to England that France was sending men to help Scotland. That spy will be revealed and sentenced to death, but is he the spy? Queen Mary will get the evidence she needs to prove his innocence and name the guilty. But will she do it in time?
Meanwhile her ladies in waiting are prepping for their movie from France to Portugal and they are not happy about it. Causing one of them to make a decision, she has been avoiding.
To get all the answers to these questions, I order you to watch this beautifully shot and told show on The CW at 9p.
Over at TruTV at 9p Guinness World Records Unleashed is back and people are doing really stupid things to get in the book. Some will be successful and others will fail, and all of them are fun to watch. OK, not the guy who has to pull the most pieces of uncut spaghetti through his nose and out his mouth, but you boys will enjoy watching a woman jump rope on one leg while her other one is behind her head. Like I said people doing really stupid things to break the Guinness World Record for whatever they are doing. Tune in for a really strange and yet enjoyable of hour television.
via Kevin McHale
Glee is finally back on Fox tonight at 9p and they are doing songs by Lady Gaga and Katy Perry. One of the songs that they are performing is Perry’s Roar and they are imitating the music video for it. Well Chord Overstreet is the Tarzan to her Jane and all I want to know why does his loincloth looks like a full Pull-Ups a toddler would wear? Did the network censors want cover up his big banana or did he want to hide the fact that he doesn’t have much to swing on? I am going with he has some big coconuts under there! What do you think is under that piece of fabric?
Jason Statham has played the tough guy throughout his whole career and yet Jimmy Fallon challenged him to a game of Water War on Late Night yesterday. During the first round of the game, which is basically the card game War with the winner of each round throwing water on the loser, the NBC late night host won. So naturally he threw water all over the Expendable’s face, and surprisingly Statham did the same back. As the game went on, he played dirty again by throwing 2 glasses and not one towards Fallon’s face. Even though he didn’t play the game fairly, Statham still won and Fallon was left all wet. And no cards were able to protect his nipples.
BTW am I the only who is loving Jason Statham a little more after this?
Thor the Dark World is coming this Friday, but the version that has me really excited is cuming out on Tuesday. Axel Braun‘s pornody Thor XXX is hitting OnDemand and DVDs on November 8th and it looks better than the big budget sequel. Granted I couldn’t get through 5 minutes of the original Thor by Marvel and I bet the XXX version can go much longer than that. That is why he is the Gd of Thunder and Lightning!
When it was announced yesterday that Matt Lauer and Al Roker were going to get prostate exams live on the Today show this morning, I got excited because I wanted to see them bend over and cough. Well yes they got the exams done live on television, but they did it behind (no pun) closed doors. So we didn’t get to see the doctor stick his finger up their bums. After seeing the inside of Katie Couric’s colon, I don’t think it is fair we didn’t get to see their faces during the insertion. Am I right or am I right???
No on to the serious front, if you are a man over 40 then please get your PSA levels checked and a prostate exam every year. My dad is a Prostate Cancer survivor thanks to early detection. It is one of the most curable cancers, so get tested every year. It’s easier than a mammogram, so I don’t want to hear any complaining from you boys when it is time to get it done.