Jay Leno is a guest on The Late Late Show tonight, and Craig Ferguson and him heckled a female comedian who was doing her act on the CBS talk show that airs at 12:37a.
Comedian Cameron Esposito was talking about what type of dresses her girlfriend and her are going to wear when they get married. She said that they’re going to wear denim ones and then referenced that Leno likes blue jeans. Well Craig interrupted her and asked, “Are you saying he is a lesbian?” Then she tried to respond back to the two veteran comedians and it didn’t work as well as she liked. Realizing that her first late night talk experience wasn’t going as well as she hoped, she asked if she could interview them. It was then that they told her she is the future of late night TV. So much so that Leno told her that “white men are on the way out.” Which I assume he is referring to the late night television market. Only problem with his theory is that the person who’s replacing the person who is replacing him is white, so maybe not just yet. Although when Letterman and Craig are gone from their shows, it will be interesting to see who will replace the two white males. Will they finally get a woman and/or someone of color to host a late night show on the big three or will it be another honky? I am hoping for some diversity and also someone who is not named Jimmy to fill the vacated slots.
BTW I am not including Joan Rivers, Chelsea Handler, Arsenio Hall or George Lopez in this mix because they did/do not host a show on any of the big three networks, CBS, NBC or ABC.
Before Pauly Shore was old enough to be In the Army Now, he was in high school on 21 Jump Street. He looks the same now as he did when he was 20 in that 1988 episode.
Pauly Shore just left me speechless with this Tweet and the photo that accompanied it. So if you have something to say about it go ahead because I can’t.
Butt I will say this, at least he finally experienced the pain we felt when we saw some of his movies.
UPDATE: Pauly Shore is live Tweeting his Colonic, so if you want updates and photos from the procedure, then you need to follow him on Twitter. I think he wins The Most TMI Thing Ever Live Tweeted Award on Twitter.
It is almost time for a camouflage wedding on Here Comes Honey Boo Boo tomorrow at 9p on TLC and the wedding might be held in the bathroom with some “gas masks” instead of outside. That is because Mama June is suffering from some major stress poop and she can’t seem to get off of the toilet. Even though she is stuck on the porcelain throne Sugar Bear declared, “I like my June no matter how much she sh!ts. She can sh!t all day, and I mean, all year but in the end, she’s still going to be my June.” If a man can put up his woman’s poopies, then he can put up with anything she brings his way.
Luckily for the kids, especially Pumpkin, they ordered a port-o-potty for the wedding and they were able to use that while the matriarch was occupying the one they have in the house.
Gotta love this family, they will talk about anything like stress sh!tting, and they don’t care if it is on national TV. Seriously this preview might be one of television’s finest moments all year.
Lastly poor Kaitlyn being trapped in the bathroom with her grandmother. Hopefully she will be OK!
Donnie Wahlberg got all excited that they were shooting a TV show right outside his house, and he just couldn’t control himself when he saw the star of Blue Blue Bloods on the other side of his window. That actor is none other than New Kids on the Block’s Donnie Wahlberg. Well when Danny Reagan saw Marky Mark’s older brother outside his window, he just had to call out to the Donnie Walhberg. I guess that was the wrong stuff for him to do because Wahlberg told him to f*ck off!
This Vine is so brilliant and so stupid at the same time that I just had to share it with you!
