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Could this be the worst horror movie ever?

October 16th, 2013 under Awesome Videos. [ Comments: none ]

What makes horror movies so awesome is how stupid the characters are in them. Like if there is a killer in a remote cabin, as soon as one person is dead you need to get in your car and get the heck out of there. Or how come if you are alone in a house and you think you hear someone is inside, why don’t you pick up your cell phone and get out of there. Or if you friends invite you to a horror house where several people have been brutally murdered over the years, then why would you say yes to their invitation. If your kid starts talking to their doll, then you burn the thing and bury it where it can never get out. And so on…
Well Hell No made their characters smart, thus making the horror movie by Pixels per Second look incredibly boring. We don’t want them to be in it, we want them to be clueless. We want to know them to be schmucks because if they aren’t them you just don’t have a horror movie.

Rebel Wilson dolphin rapes Andy Richter

October 16th, 2013 under Conan O'Brien, Rebel WIlson. [ Comments: none ]

Rebel Wilson was on her boss’ show Conan yesterday and she told the TBS late night host how she is being censored on their ABC show Super Fun Night.
She told Conan O’Brien that the censors have an issue with her referencing dolphin rape, and he didn’t know what she meant. So she demonstrated it on Andy Richter and the sidekick will never be the same. Then the Pitch Perfect star said another thing they didn’t like, is a scene she shot in a bathing suit. What is so bad about that since we have seen her in Spanx? Well she added an old man’s beard to the bottom part, and as funny as it looked the ABC lawyers weren’t laughing and Conan sided with them. I am kind of bummed we won’t be seeing it because it actually sounds like it would be hysterical.
Now you might be wondering why I am saying Conan O’Brien is her boss? Well it is because of him she has this sitcom. Over the summer at the TCA ABC Summer Press Tour Day, the host explained how he got involved with the Rebel and her show. He said, “It happened very organically for me. Rebel was on the show as a guest, and as a lot of you know, I’ve been doing this is now for 20 years, and with three guests a night, do the math because I can’t.” Then when the laughter died down, he added, “And very occasionally, very rarely, but occasionally, someone’s on the show who I haven’t met before, and it’s a revelation. And Rebel was on the show, and she was hilarious, and when the show was over, I stood up and I walked over to the executive producer Jeff Ross and just said, ‘I want her back tomorrow and the next day and the next day. She’s absolutely fantastic.'”
So he did his research on her and watched a show she did called Bogan Pride. When he finished it, he knew she was meant to be a TV star because she is “vulnerable, fearless” and one of the most likable actresses he has met in his two decades of doing this job nightly. So he had a meeting with her, and told her to come up with something. Then she returned with the idea for Super Fun Night and the rest is TV history.
Now that is boring part; here is their interaction during the panel, that shows what he saw in her. Rebel chimed in while he was explaining how the show came about, “And then you offered to put out if I went with your production.” To which he responded, “Yes. Yes, I did, and then I couldn’t perform.” So she defended him by adding, “Then I said I wasn’t into gingers anyway.” And that is when he knew he hit Aussie Gold, “Exactly. And then I realized she hates me as much as other women in my life hate me, and this could really work.” And work it did because together they have the #1 new comedy on Wednesday nights. So watch it tonight at 9:30p on ABC.

That Awkward Moment for Zac Efron

October 16th, 2013 under Zac Efron. [ Comments: 3 ]

The first red band trailer is out for That Awkward Moment and it looks like a chick flick you can take your man to when it comes out on January 31st. And the only reason us chicks will want to go to it is to see Zac Efron naked lying horizontally over a toilet. Well that and to check out his rubber cock.

Selena Gomez goes down

October 16th, 2013 under Disney, Selena Gomez. [ Comments: none ]

(starts at 3:25 in)
via Star Magazine
Selena Gomez was performing her song Slow Down at Patriot Center in Virginia; and while she was jumping up and down she found herself jumping off the stage. While the fall was kind of lackluster, I found it kind of interesting that you didn’t miss her singing as she gasped. So you have to wonder if she was even singing in the first place? I mean we can see she really wasn’t dancing because she was stiffer than Justin Bieber’s bieber when they were dating.

Hot Links!

October 15th, 2013 under Hot Links!. [ Comments: none ]