What makes horror movies so awesome is how stupid the characters are in them. Like if there is a killer in a remote cabin, as soon as one person is dead you need to get in your car and get the heck out of there. Or how come if you are alone in a house and you think you hear someone is inside, why don’t you pick up your cell phone and get out of there. Or if you friends invite you to a horror house where several people have been brutally murdered over the years, then why would you say yes to their invitation. If your kid starts talking to their doll, then you burn the thing and bury it where it can never get out. And so on…
Well Hell No made their characters smart, thus making the horror movie by
Pixels per Second look incredibly boring. We don’t want them to be in it, we want them to be clueless. We want to know them to be schmucks because if they aren’t them you just don’t have a horror movie.
