Aki the capuchin monkey was thirsty, so he asked his owner for some change to get a drink from the vending machine. The owner gave him some money, then he jumped on the table and put the coins in a slot. Next up was hitting all the buttons until he could finally find a drink that wasn’t sold out. First the extra change dropped down and then the drink. Aki grabbed the change first and gave it back to his owner before reaching for the drink. He then gave the bottle to his owner to start the opening process before he finished it all by himself. Once the bottle was opened, it was time for him to enjoy his grape juice.
If this not the greatest video you see all day, then I am shocked. I don’t know what could be better than a monkey using a vending machine.
Plus he gave the extra change back to his owner. If that were me, I would totally have pocketed the money!
Scott Thorson, who Matt Damon played in Behind the Candelabra, was on The Howard Stern Show today and he talked about two of the most famous people he says he had an affair with, Liberace and Michael Jackson. The Shock Jock had to know everything, so he asked about both of his exes pen!ses. Scott told Stern that Liberace’s “c0ck was so ugly.” Then he explained why, “he had it pumped up with silicone, so it was lumpy. And then he wasn’t circumcised.” Now when it comes to the King of Pop, Thorson claims he was small around 6″ or 7″.
Then it was time to find out how both men were in bed, and Scott claims that both of them were bad in bed. In fact Scott said on the Stern Show, “Michael Jackson wasn’t good at oral, and was a spitter, not a swallower”. Scott alleges that the musicians were not able to deep throat him and that is one of his requirements.
Hey HBO, Since Behind the Candelabra was such a big hit, why not do a sequel because obviously he has so much more to tell.
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Brad Pitt is 49 years old and the father to six children, and that isn’t stopping him from still be sexy. Mr Angelina Jolie was on Good Morning American today and he mugged it up for the cameras. He gave such good face, that those pictures could be used for a Chanel No. 5 ad and us women would buy it for all the men in our lives.
It is rare that Weird Al Yankovic is mentioned on CNN, so when they do talk about him it is kind of weird. Especially when they caption his name as Wierd instead Weird. Is it just me or is it weird that they don’t know how to spell that word? I mean they were able to spell Bonnaroo correctly, why not weird? It’s just weird or as they would say wierd.
CBS announced when there new and old shows will be back, so get your calendars ready to mark the dates!
You will especially want to make sure you DVRs are set to record The Crazy Ones, because that is one show you definitely don’t want to miss.
Monday, Sept. 23
8:00-9:00 PM HOW I MET YOUR MOTHER (9th season premiere)
9:00-9:30 PM 2 BROKE GIRLS (3rd season premiere)
9:30-10:00 PM MOM (Series Debut)
10:00-11:00 PM HOSTAGES (Series Debut)
Tuesday, Sept. 24
8:00-9:00 PM NCIS (11th season premiere)
9:00-10:00 PM NCIS: LOS ANGELES (5th season premiere)
10:00-11:00 PM PERSON OF INTEREST (3rd season premiere)
Wednesday, Sept. 25
9:00-10:00 PM CRIMINAL MINDS (9th season premiere)
10:00-11:00 PM CSI: CRIME SCENE INVESTIGATION (14th season premiere)
Thursday, Sept. 26
8:00-8:30 PM THE BIG BANG THEORY (7th season premiere)
8:30-9:00 PM THE MILLERS (Series Debut)
9:00-9:30 PM THE CRAZY ONES (Series Debut)
9:30-10:00 PM TWO AND A HALF MEN (11th season premiere)
10:00-11:00 PM ELEMENTARY (2nd season premiere)
Friday, Sept. 27
8:00-9:00 PM UNDERCOVER BOSS (5th season premiere)
9:00-10:00 PM HAWAII FIVE-0 (4th season premiere)
10:00-11:00 PM BLUE BLOODS (4th season premiere)
Sunday, Sept. 29
7:00-8:00 PM 60 MINUTES (46th season premiere)
8:00-9:00 PM THE AMAZING RACE (23rd edition premiere)
9:00-10:00 PM THE GOOD WIFE (5th season premiere)
10:00-11:00 PM THE MENTALIST (6th season premiere)
