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Kim Kardashian attended the Met Gala in a dress that reminded me of the curtains in my grandmother’s house. While it is a nice fitting dress for her at this stage in her pregnancy, the fabric is absolutely atrocious.
I’ve said this before and I am saying it again now, but I think whoever is dressing her while she is pregnant hates her more than we do. She has had a lot more bad outfits than good ones.
Rod Stewart and Elton John have been mates for around 40 years and when they were younger they went on a safari together. Well Jimmy Kimmel had heard about their trip, so he asked the sexy singer about it. Rod said, “It was really gay….So gay!” Of course Jimmy had to know what that meant, for obvious reasons. Stewart then told the audience, “Wait for it…” Then he said “We were in Kenya and we used to dress up and eat outdoors. But what we did is we dressed up in bow ties and jewelry every night for dinner every night.” Not the answer we were hoping for, but still a fun image for the two back in the day when they were young and not forever young.
Then Stewart elaborated, “We’d go around, study droppings. We were calling each other poopologists because we knew all the poo, whether it was a giraffe, an elephant. It was fun!” Sounds like there trip was anything but, what they were studying.
Did you know that the two of them have nicknames for each other? Rod is Phylis and Elton is Sharon. He did not explain how they got the nicknames, which is a bummer because I am sure it is a good story!
I guess this is the stuff the two of them write songs about and we pay to see them sing them live!
So Family Feud asked 100 married women, “What does your husband do when runs out of clean underwear?” Sounds like a safe question, right? Well when Steve Harvey asked Marleen that question, she yelled into the mic “He wears a pair of mine!” Her hubby was standing next to her and was doing everything in his power to say that he doesn’t and kill that answer, but the damage was done. Now everyone knows that he wears his wife panties when he doesn’t have any clean ones left. So did they get the points? Believe it or not, it was not on the board.
So how did the blushing groom respond the question, he said “Steve, he washes them.” And ladies and gentlemen that was the #1 answer! So at least he got vindication, even though his image in his community was forever ruined.
BTW can you imagine what their ride back to the hotel was like?
