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5 Senses of Fear will awaken all of your senses tonight!
May 31st, 2013 under Syfy. [ Comments: none ]

Tonight at 9p on Chiller 5 Senses of Fear debuts and you are not going to want to miss any of these short stories. Each short take is told via a different sense and each one will scare the sh!t out of you.
The first story is about Smell. A man who is down on his luck, can’t get a promotion at his crappy job nor get the girl of his dreams, is given the chance to have it all with a magical cologne. With one spritz things start going his way, but there is a horrendous side effect. Is getting everything you want worth the price? Who nose?
Then we move to Touch. A young boy and his parents are in a terrible car accident in a secluded area and he needs to go help because they are too injured to do it by themselves. Only problem is the kid is blind and he will have to navigate himself in an unfamiliar forest. Out on his own he comes across a very bad man, and he will have to rely on his touch to get him out of the situation. I have a feeling this is going to end up badly.
Next up is See. An eye doctor has the ability to see what his patients saw via some device he created. When he finds out his favorite patient is being abused by her boyfriend, he comes up with a plan to get his revenge on him. Something goes horribly wrong and you will want to see what it is. Or maybe you will want to cover your eyes…
Have a Taste for more? Now it is time for taste. A man is summoned to a strange place and he doesn’t know why. Finally he finds out and the woman offers him a job, a job he can’t refuse but he does. You will be eat up what happens to him!
Finally we are up to our last sense, Listen. A video was recorded many years ago of a man playing a song. So what is the big deal? If this song is heard in entirety the person listening to it will die. Fast forward to today, a group of people have decided to do a documentary about the video and to see if the urban legend is true. As they edit the original video together they learn the story is true. What happens next? I am not going to tell you, you just have to hear it for yourself.
Each tale is beautifully told for each sense and you don’t want to miss of any of the five! Just know that at some point in each one of the short stories you will you wish you didn’t have that sense because it will be terrified of what just happened.


Revenge and Suburgatory fire the likable cast members
May 31st, 2013 under ABC. [ Comments: none ]

Emily Thorne might not have gotten Revenge on Ashley Davenport for stealing her fiance’, but the show is because Ashley Madekwe‘s contract was not picked up for a third season according to Deadline. The actress confirmed the news on Twitter and said she might be back for part of the season. She Tweeted, “The Revenge writers are trying to come up with an exit story for Davenport and I will of course play that out for you all…” Then she added, “My preference is that Ashley Davenport dies in a blaze of glory. Preferable whilst wearing Valentino couture….Or Chanel. I’m not fussy.” I say whichever dress costs more is how she should go out and she should get to keep it too.
Deadline is reporting that isn’t the only ABC show handing out pink slips. School’s out for Tessa’s Principal Rex Lee and George is going to have to find a new best friend since Alan Tudyk has been evicted from Suburgatory.
As much as I love Madekwe from Secret Diary of a Call Girl, the ABC nighttime soap never used her properly. I wish they would’ve let her know earlier, so she could’ve taken part in pilot season. She would’ve been a better choice to co-star in Back in the Game than the woman they hired.
Now when it comes to Suburgatory, I am done with the show after these firings. Alan Tudyk made the show and without him there is no reason to watch. Maybe ABC will think about their bad choice and find another role for him on the network, like make maybe Castle? There has to be something else for him.


Does Kristen Bell think her baby is cuter than a sloth?
May 31st, 2013 under Ellen DeGeneres, Kristen Bell. [ Comments: none ]

Kristen Bell is going to be a guest on The Ellen DeGeneres Show on Monday and for the first time she will talk about her daughter Lincoln. Although I have some bad news, she won’t be sharing a picture of her 2 month old daughter. Well Ellen wasn’t going to have that, so she took out a sketch pad and a black marker and drew what Dax Shepard’s and Bell’s baby looks like. Do you think that the daytime host nailed it? You will have to watch to see if she did and to find out if the House of Lies star thinks her offspring is cuter than a basket full of baby sloths.


Justine Bateman is a college freshman at UCLA
May 31st, 2013 under 80s. [ Comments: none ]

Justine Bateman is a 47 years old and she’s a college freshman at UCLA, at least that is what is her College Life Tumblr says. The Family Ties star isn’t majoring in fashion, but instead she is taking classes like Engineering Ethics and Computer Science according Us Weekly.
Since her TV brother Michael J Fox has his new show coming in the fall, I don’t think he will be able to help her study like he used to.
But in all seriousness, congrats to her for going back to school at this stage in her life. The only way I’d go back to school is in my nightmares.


Guess whose shadow that is?
May 31st, 2013 under Guess who?. [ Comments: none ]

Want to see who is living on the wall’s edge, then click here!


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