Lindsay Lohan is on The Late Show tonight on CBS at 11:35p and David Letterman asked her if she is supposed to be in rehab right now. She then responded like a bitch to him and said “Do you not watch anything that goes on? May 2nd.†He then tried to get out of her why she is going there for three months and she dodged those questions. All he did get out of her was, “No, I think, to be honest, I’m the happiest when I’m working and the healthiest, and I think this an opportunity for me to, you know, focus on what I love in life. And I don’t think it’s a bad thing. I think it’s a blessing and not a curse.†So is that her way of saying she will be acting the whole time she is in there?
She should’ve known he was going to ask her about rehab, only the Jimmys wouldn’t have. Jay Leno and Letterman are not afraid (of the publicists) to ask the tough questions.
Tonight at 8p on Fox Gordon Ramsay changes things up on Hell’s Kitchen. When a waitress almost loses her job because of the bad kitchen service, Chef Ramsay decides to make a member from each team work as part of the wait staff for the night. How will that work out? You have to tune in to this surprising episode to find out. And I really hope that Ramsay makes this part of the show from now on because I think it is important for them to experience what the waiters and waitresses go through in the front of the house.
But that isn’t all that happens tonight. The episode starts out with a shocking elimination and that is just the beginning. You also have to see a dinner service go so badly that both teams were kicked out of the kitchen. So Ramsay asks both teams to select two people from each team to face elimination and what happens next is a Hell’s Kitchen first.
I know it is really cliche to say this, but things really heat up on tonight’s Hell’s Kitchen!
Adam Sandler was a guest on Conan O’Brien’s TBS show yesterday and Mr. Deeds told the host about something he had to see while he was filming Grown Ups 2.
Shaq has a part in the movie, and when the opportunity came up for him to see how huge the basketball giant’s penis was he jumped at chance. Not because he has a man crush on him, but because curiosity was killing him as it does you and me. So while Shaquille O’Neal was in the shower, The Waterboy tried to sneak a peek. You have to listen to what happens next because it makes his story even bigger. I know I got excited listening to it.
BTW let’s be real if you had the chance to see the pole between #34’s basketballs, wouldn’t you do all you could to see it first hand and grab it with the second one?
Russell Brand was on Chelsea Lately yesterday. Chelsea Handler was not doing her show, but instead Khloe, Kourtney and Kim Kardashian were filling in for her. Well the three sisters were talking to Brand and he admitted he was “vulnerable to the concept of a KKK threesome.” I am not sure what is worse the concept of doing it with all The Kardashian girls at once or three members from the KKK. Both are just too horrible to think about, but at least the latter group would wear sheets over their heads so you wouldn’t have to look at them.
Don Cheadle is a guest on Sesame Street and he wanted to teach Elmo about the word “inflate.” In order to do that, he blew up a beach ball. Then Elmo inflated something that looked very phallic and the two moved back and forth just like Herbie did.
I am not going to inflate this post any more because I think the video speaks for itself.
