Craig Ferguson has a new stage for The Late Late Show and because of that he was able to give our good friend Secretariat his own stable door where we could see him throughout the whole show. Only problem is no one factored in the creepiness of it. And to make matters worse the CBS host added some creepy music as we watched the friendly horse staring out from his half opened door. Let’s just say I think the happy-go-lucky prancing horse needs to make his way to the glue factory ASAP. Seriously aren’t going to have nightmares tonight from that? I know I did last night when I watched the show at 12:35a on CBS.
Barbie went on vacation to Cuba with her boyfriend and a dolphin got more action with her than he did. The trainer told Barbie to let the dolphin kiss her and she did. Well he took it as a sign that it was OK to come out of the water and hump her. She let him do it because what else can you do, and she paid a price for being so generous with him. According to boyfriend not only did the situation stink really bad, so did she. How many showers does one take to wash off the smell of that shame?
It is stories like this one that will make up NatGeo Wild’s An Animal #$*% My Vacation on September 3rd at 10p and I can’t wait to see what else happens to unsuspecting tourists. Watching this video made me completely disappointed because the worst thing that ever happened to me is they airline lost my luggage, and here these people can say things like a bear destroyed my Prius while I roughing it at Lake Tahoe. I need a new travel agent ASAP. Do they still have travel agents?
FX announced today that it picked up Anger Management for another 90 episodes. Not nine, but ninety. And to make matters even worse for the cast and crew, those episodes will be shot over the next two years. It will be life imitating art because I am sure they are all going to need therapy after that run. I mean Charlie could barely handle doing 22 episodes of Two and a Half Men a year, how he going to do twice that? Oh wait this could be a winning thing for us! Can we up the amount of episodes to like filming 2 a week???
Isla Fisher looks so sweet and innocent even though she is married to Sasha Baron Cohen, but turns out there is a reason she married someone like him. When her mom was getting married, the Wedding Crasher took her to a strip club for her Bachlorette party. But it doesn’t stop there, she also made her mother wear a red dog collar. That leash was so hot to one of the strippers because as she told Conan O’Brien yesterday on his TBS talk show, when she came out of the bathroom Mrs Borat saw him trying to teabag her mom. Which is kind of impossible, although I think Isla has some pretty big balls for taking her mom to dicky bar. As much as I love going to them there was no way in hell I could’ve ever have gone to one with my mom. Could you?
via On Air with Ryan
So CTV was doing a story about canoodling and when they came out of the package the anchor asked the weathergirl, “Maybe we can canoodle before you get into it…” Well Astrid Braunschmidt was shocked and said, “We’re not going to be canoodling. What?” Then Andrew Johnson explained he thought that canoodling meant to chat. He might not know what the word means, but he knows how to do it because according to his bio he is married with two kids.
BTW I don’t know why Astrid was so quick to rain on his parade because I wouldn’t mind canoodling with him! He’s kind of cute for an anchor!
