David Duchovny was on Jimmy Kimmel Live yesterday and he told the ABC late night host how his kids got him a Carvel cake for his 52nd (yes he is that old) birthday. Then the two of them went into a 5 minute discussion about how the yummy ice cream cakes are and the wacky television ads they had for the place back in the ’80s. Finally he told a joke he used to tell when he was a kid and he wound up rotating his hips in such a way that I so wanted him as much as I wanted a Carvel ice cream cake right then and there.
It also didn’t help that before I went to sleep last night I was reading Fifty Shades of Darker and just finished the part where Christian Grey spreads ice cream all over Anastasia Steele. So when I woke up this morning and watched JKL, I was picturing The X-File man as Grey rubbing his Fudgie the Whale down to my Cookie Puss and I was, well you have read the books, I was as happy as Ana Steele would be!
OK, I am off to buy a Carvel cake so that I can cool down. Then I will eat it while watching Californication and The Rapture. Rapture how appropriate, Mr Duchovny, how appropriate you Red Shoe Diary teaser.
On a serious note if Christian Grey wasn’t 27 years old, couldn’t you see him in the lead role. He has that kind of appeal of a man who could get any woman to do what he wants,
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Elton John is on vacation in St Tropez and he decided to let Michael Caine know that he could tell everybody, this moon is for him. And you know what, I don’t mind, that he put down his pants. The sun’s been quite kind while his big bum was free, it’s for people like you that keep it turned on. So today remember how wonderful life is while John’s in the world
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Colin Farrell and Jessica Biel are in Berlin to promote their film Total Recall and the actor was caught totally checking out Jessica Biel’s sexy back. I wonder how her fiance’ Justin Timberlake will feel when he sees this picture. Actually I think if it came down to it, the Horrible Boss would totally be the winner on that Fright Night!
The world is a little more quiet today because Ron Palillo passed away at the age of 63 from a heart attack according to WPTV and there is no one to scream out Oo Oo Oo Oo Mr Kotter the way he did. Palillo is best known for playing Arnold Horshack on the ’70s sitcom Welcome Back, Kotter, the little guy with a huge heart. So today remember him with a smile as big as the one he gave us with all of his projects and watch him in the show that made him a household name.
After weeks (an eternity for the Twi-hards) of not saying anything, Robert Pattinson finally broke his silence on The Daily Show yesterday. Jon Stewart knew it was going to be hard for the Twilight vampire, so he brought out the ice cream to sooth his broken heart and all it did was make him fear that he would split his Spanx.
Actually he didn’t say much if really anything about what happened between Kristen Stewart and him, but he seemed very relaxed and sweet during the interview. So cute and humble, I don’t know why Bella cheated on him with that director that doesn’t have anything on him except that he is so old.
I am happy that Pattinson broke his silence on The Daily Show because he was a much more relaxed way to do it as compared to doing it on an uptight morning news snoozefest. More celebrities should follow suit if and when they have to.
