Amanda Bynes was charged with DUI today from an incident that occurred in April and she is going to the top person in the US for some help. After her charge became public she Tweeted, “Hey @BarackObama… I don’t drink. Please fire the cop who arrested me. I also don’t hit and run. The end.” Was she drunk when she Tweeted that? Oh wait she doesn’t drink. So what the heck was she thinking when she Tweeted the Leader of the Free World to fire an officer who charged her with DUI? Seriously what can he do to help her?
Before Josh Sussman was in high school on Glee, he was getting Bar Mitzvahed in Black People Hate Me and They Hate My Glasses. How cute was the 16 year old in that 2000 short.
Joe Jonas Tweeted the above picture and said, ‘I think I need a cat like Cee-lo on ‪#thenext‬ thoughts?” But all I could think about is that is the closest his crotch has been to a pussy and his face looks exactly like I thought it would when that actually happened. Actually I kid, I like him but he made it so easy for me to say what I said.
Now when it comes to him and a furball for The CW’s The Next: Fame is at Your Doorstep, I think he should use his bulldog instead. The pooch can fart for all the stinkers and so on. When was the last time Purrfect did that on The Voice? See?
Dance Moms is back on Lifetime tonight at 9p and it picks up with the first class after the season finale’s turbulent competition. The moms are not happy that Abby walked out on them because Maddie forgot their dance and they are letting her know they are pissed. Abby doesn’t care and goes on with things like they are normal. Although she is handling her star pupil with kiddy gloves and has pulled her from solos and such. Which is a good idea because Maddie might be changed forever after her last performance. Will she get her confidence back or will Abby have to find a new favorite dancer?
Back to the moms when they find out that they knew Melissa ordered Abby a ride out of town, they turn against her. Then when Melissa gets mad at Abby they send her in to confront the teacher. Will she finally do it or will she go back into weaker self?
And as great as tonight’s season premiere is, next week’s episode looks even better when of the moms walks out and it looks like she ain’t coming back.
So tune in to the best show that you are too embarrassed to tell anyone you are watching. Seriously isn’t this show your favorite guilty pleasure.
