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Sacha Baron Cohen is in Cannes to promote his latest unfunny movie The Dictator and it doesn’t look like it will be smooth sailing for him. He took George Clooney’s ex Elisabetta Canalis on a boat ride, and it ended it as good for her as it did when she broke up with the Oscar winner. Instead of leaving the way she came on the boat, the Dancing with the Stars “star” was thrown overboard in a black plastic bag after laughing at his tiny pen!s. I mean you can’t blame her, it just seems that men with small dicks make up for it by being big ones. And after seeing Borat and Bruno, I think his little Dictator is the only funny thing about him.
The cast of Modern Family is like ABC’s Beatles of Comedy, so how cool is it to see Ty Burrell, Julie Bowen, Jesse Tyler Ferguson and Eric Stonestreet recreate one of the band’s most iconic pictures. The four were seen crossing the streets of NYC and it looked a lot like something we saw the Fab Four do on a little street called Abbey Road. But don’t tell Fizbo the Clown because here is what he Tweeted with the photo, “Ty, @jessetyler @itsJulieBowen and I in NYC. Hope no bands steal this idea for an album cover.” Shhhhh
Seriously I just loved the look of the photo that I just had to share it with you.
Squeaky clean Joey Lawrence is going to do something dirty and I can’t want to see it. That’s because the child star’s career is going to Blossom this summer when Chippendales gives him a break a to join their All-Male Revue. According to TMZ he will be showing off his very toned body at the Rio in Vegas from June 7th-24th and Woah it is going to be a hot ticket. Who is with me and my dollar bill to go see him in Sin City be sinful?
BTW I wonder if he is doing it to get in shape for the Dancing with the Stars All-Star edition?
Nick Stahl who starred in Terminator 3, Bully, Carnivale and Twist was reported missing by his wife. The 32 year old has been missing since May 9th and his wife fears it might be drug related according to TMZ. She fears he might’ve gone down to Los Angeles’ Skid Row and got himself into trouble here.
The actor has been as known for his problems as much as his acting and I pray that he is found OK and gets the help he needs. If you see him please contact the police and let them know where he is.
CBS kept their schedule pretty much the same, but they made two big moves that I am not laughing about. The Eye network is moving Two and a Half Men away from the slot it has always had to Thursdays at 8:30p after The Big Bang Theory. The pairing could kill The X Factor with Britney Spears domination, but it is a major risk that might not work for Chuck Lorre’s comedies.
Replacing 2.5 will be 2 Broke Girls which I think is a stupid move. The show has done OK, but it is not the huge hit they would like to believe it is. The advantage of it moving to 9p is it can be raunchier, which is hard to believe it can be. The other problem with move the one-liner show is it is not a good pairing with Mike and Molly, the weakest of Lorre’s comedies, needed it’s old lead in. The only positive I can see is that if Lorre was smart, he would utilize Swoosie Kurtz and Katy Mixon more because they bits are the best of the show. Mike and Molly are the weakest, but the supporting cast make this show watchable.
When it comes to the rest of the schedule, it was it is.
MONDAY
8:00-8:30 PM HOW I MET YOUR MOTHER
8:30-9:00 PM PARTNERS (N)
9:00-9:30 PM 2 BROKE GIRLS (NT)
9:30-10:00 PM MIKE & MOLLY
10:00-11:00 PM HAWAII FIVE-0
TUESDAY
8:00-9:00 PM NCIS
9:00-10:00 PM NCIS: LOS ANGELES
10:00-11:00 PM VEGAS (N)
