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This Polly ain’t getting no f*cking cracker
May 31st, 2012 under Animals. [ Comments: none ]

via Tosh.0
There is a parrot out there that is a bird after my own heart. Not only does the Macaw say “What the f*ck?” (part of the name of my blog), but he also learned how to do it from watching a Hollywood movie. That is how I learned how to curse, well that and from my parents but because I love them I will blame Hollywood instead.
But seriously I so want that bird and so does my cat. Although I am not sure how she will handle it when he says WTF to her? She doesn’t like it when I say it to her and I have the scratch marks to prove it.


Breaking Pointe takes center stage tonight
May 31st, 2012 under The CW. [ Comments: none ]

If you love Ballet as much as I do, then you are going to love Breaking Pointe on The CW tonight at 8p. It is the story of what goes on behind the scenes for ballet dancers and it’s in depth look at their lives something we have never seen before. You get to see what they go through on the stage and off of it. The latter is much more difficult and you see how hard it is for them to stay in a Company and move up within one. Understanding how much they go through to remain a professional ballet dancer makes me appreciate them even more than I did before.
So tune in for Breaking Pointe tonight to learn about the reality of Ballet dancing.


DJ Qualls proves why mabe you should’nt do talk shows jet lagged
May 31st, 2012 under Craig Ferguson. [ Comments: none ]

(starts at 5:49 in)

DJ Qualls was on The Late Late Show on Tuesday right after he returned from Europe and it might not have been his best move. The New Guy was extremely jet lagged and he didn’t really care what he said on the show. So he had a conversation with Craig Ferguson about how peeing in public restrooms in London is different over there than here. He told the Scot that is like there is a spotlight on your pen!s as you pee (because there is) and that makes him feel uncomfortable. So much so his Hustle couldn’t Flow. If the Road Trip actor’s peepee is as big as nose, he has nothing to be embarrassed about. Not that he really cares anymore because that is new outlook on life. He told the CBS late night host that if any of his stories bombed, “f*ck it!”
Well none of his stories bombed and they were just as cute as him. But maybe next time he should wait until the jet lag is over before he goes on live television. It might save him from having to explain to people why his pen!s gets shy if other people see it. Well at least when the one eyed monster sees other men at the urinals.


What is Ed Harris reaching for?
May 31st, 2012 under Movie Star Gossip. [ Comments: none ]

Fame Flynet Online
Ed Harris is filming Pain and Gain in Miami, and I want to know what the hell he is reaching for? First he unbuttoned his pants and stuck his hand down his underwear to find who knows what? Maybe he is looking for the same thing I was looking for on him? Then he jumped up like he was reaching for the sky for something who knows what. And finally he was pictured he was picking at his teeth because maybe the mystery thingy was in there.
So I really want to know what is looking for and if he found it? I hope he did because I don’t know what body part he will search through next because there aren’t that many orifices left for him to search.


Go Go Juice for everyone because Honey Boo Boo Child is getting her own show
May 31st, 2012 under DIscovery Networks/Discovery+, Honey Boo Boo. [ Comments: none ]

TLC is giving Honey Boo Boo child her own show and I don’t know why I can’t wait to watch it. According to Us Weekly the 6 half hour episodes will begin airing in August.
Now to make myself feel better about watching this guilty pleasure, I have come up with a drinking game to get us through it. Instead of using alcohol, I say let’s use Go Go Juice which is a mixture of Mountain Dew and Red Bull. It is a sugar high like you have never experienced and believe me I almost had to go to rehab for my problems with sugar.
Now back to game:
Every time she says Honey Boo Boo Child, drink once.
Every time she shows her belly, drink twice.
Every time either she or mother mention or say anything about couponing, drink three times.
Every time she wins a pageant, drink the whole sugary mixture.
By the time TLC gets to the first commercial, you will be so drunk on Go Go Juice that you will be running faster than Superman and think you can fly higher. Fight that temptation because you can’t.


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