Louis C.K. has declared he would go gay for Ewan McGregor and yesterday Conan O’Brien asked him how he feels about it on his TBS show Conan. Obi-Wan Kenobi was shown video of C.K. saying that he wants to blow McGregor’s lightsaber and Conan asked him how he felt about. His response was brilliant because he said, “I’d like to see if he’d put his money where his mouth is. You know?” And I too want to see them do I Love Phillip Morris 2 together too, don’t you want to see it too?
Having see McGregor naked in two movies, Louis will need a lot of money to do that.
Yesterday was the Hollywood premiere of American Reunion and of course there was some hijinx between the actors on the red carpet. Eddie Kaye Thomas was preparing to do an interview with The Hollywood Reporter when Jason Biggs sneaked up behind him and some how ripped his pants. Almost in character as Finch, he was very uptight about the situation even though his balls were lightly grazed by Biggs wife Jenny Mollen.
I especially loved when Finch called Jim an a$$hole which suited the situation. What was a big fail was the reporter from The Hollywood Reporter who tried to remain serious during a potentially very funny moment. She needed to play along but instead stuck to the questions that her bosses gave her. There’s always time to go back to those, but you can’t recreate a spontaneous moment like that one.
Now on a movie note, I can’t wait to see the latest movie in the American Pie franchise when it comes out on April 6th.
One Tree Hill might be done filming, but that doesn’t mean the divorce curse is over. First Sophia Bush and Chad Michael Murray split after 5 months of marriage then Hilarie Burton and Ian Prange ended their marriage after 4 years and then Jana Kramer and Jonathan Schaech filed for divorce about a month after they said I do. Through all of those splits Bethany Joy Linz‘s marriage stay strong for 6 years, but that is no longer the case because the actress took to her website to say she is getting a divorce from the father of her year old daughter named Maria Rose.
As most of you know, as much as I love to share with you the magic of ordinary days, I am also very private about my personal life. In fact, the only reason I’m saying anything about this at all is because you’ll all be wondering soon why everyone is calling me “Bethany Joy Lenz” again. I’m sorry to say that Michael and I have decided to divorce. We remain friendly and dedicated to raising our beautiful girl in love and we appreciate your prayers and support during this difficult time. I feel immensely humbled and grateful that God works all things for the good of those who love Him.
Love,
BJL
If I were Jensen Ackles and Danneel Harris, I would do everything in my power to make sure their marriage last because I think that is the only one left…
Jessica Simpson continued her TMI pregnancy tour yesterday on Jimmy Kimmel Live and explained to the ABC late night host why she is so big. She said that “apparently I have a lot of amniotic fluid, so whenever my water breaks it will be like a fire hydrant.” Why did I need that visual in my mind.
But that wasn’t the only TMI that I can’t get out of my head, she also said “I feel like I have a bowling ball sitting on my hoo ha.” How does she know what that feels like? Wait I don’t want to know.
But the whole interview wasn’t full of TMIs, she also share with Kimmel that she met Eric Johnson when he came over to her with a friend to watch a basketball game. To which Kimmel responded with, “So you met watching a basketball tournament and now you have a basketball in your stomach.” I think that pretty much sizes it up.
The singer still has about a month left on her pregnancy and I wonder how much bigger she is going to get. Seriously I am not sure how much more her body can take? I feel like a few more pounds and she is going to blow like a beached whale with ignited dynamite inside.
On Friday Jimmy Fallon and Jay Leno played a game of St. Paddy’s Day Leprechaun bowling and the loser had to wear a mustache for the whole monologue on Monday but not tell the audience why he had one. Well just like the ratings when Leno had a 10p show on NBC, he was the outright loser so the facial hair made its debut on The Tonight Show. Well before the show aired the victor Tweeted a picture of the loser and I could think is how did I not know Leno was a member of The Village People. Seriously doesn’t he look like how the construction worker member would look now?
