Dance Moms is back for a second season on Lifetime at 9p and you will feel even more guilty watching this pleasure. Abby Lee Miller is ready to get her national champions back into the smaller competitions and she is tougher on the girls than she was last season. Even though they won the title and shot a music video she still feels that they need to do a lot of work and are never good enough for her standrds. At one point she says that Chloe has let being the lead in the video go to her head, but I think that the show has gone to the dance teacher’s head. You know I think that Miller’s ego is the size of her waistline and we all know that she don’t have a small one. In fact my favorite line tonight is when one of the moms says if she was going to get Miller a present it would be a three-month membership to Weight Watchers. Me and Ow! Can you guess which Dance Mom said that?
Miller is not only yelling at the girls she is yelling at the moms too. She scolds one mother for not attending rehearsals because she is opting to work instead. Miller tells the cameras that that mother doesn’t care about her kid because it should all be about the dancing. When that mom finally shows up, Miller disses that girl to her. Who does that?
Shortly after the show starts Miller announces that she is looking for another girl to join the group to replace Vivi-Anne and that might not be the only replacement in the dance group. Will all the girls that we go to know, love and feel sorry for be back for season two or will some of them be gone?
Tune in to find out on the show that people are embarrassed to watch, but just can’t get enough of. If you have never (honestly) seen the show, tonight is the perfect time to start. I promise you will be as addicted to it as I am, even if you won’t let anyone including me know that you are.
Then at 10p 24 Hour Catwalk makes it debut on Lifetime and it is like the whole season of Project Runway in just one day and one episode. Four contestants are all given an everyday garment that they have to transform into fashion in a short time and then the judges will eliminate the bottom the two. The two that get to move one will have just 24 Hours to create a fashion line to walk the Catwalk and after the fashion show is done there will only be one. Then next week we get to start it all over again.
If you think that Project Runway has gotten tired, this show will wake you up.
This season on The Bachelor Ben’s dog Scotch is part of the competition, so ABC thought it would be a good idea to give him his show. In the first look that was released to Jimmy Kimmel Live the little Jack Russell Terrier will be competing to find his perfect bitch. There will be plenty of a$$ sniffing, romantic walks in a dog park, shared spaghetti and humping, lots and lot of humping. It is going to be woofderful and I can’t wait to catch every episode like it is a free-flying frisbee.
It is not the only reality show I can’t wait to take sail on TV, Kate Gosselin is getting another show and this time we get what we want. The out-of-TV mother of eight is hosting a cruise and the cameras are going with her. The people on board the ship will compete to see who gets to throw her off the plank in Kate! Kate! Human Bait!
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Dolly Parton walked the red carpet at the premiere of her new movie Joyful Noise and the singer worked it with her poses like the Best Little whore in the house. No matter which way she turned she made sure those Tennessee Mountains were standing out and begging to be climbed. She might be days away from turning 66, but she looks year younger than her actual age. I love the way she brought Dollywood to Hollywood in a way only she can.
Van Halen has premiered their first new single with David Lee Roth in 27 years and they should’ve waited a little longer until they had better song. Some things get better with age, and David Lee Roth with Van Halen is not one of them.
