Yesterday was the funniest Two and a Half Men of the season, maybe even one of the funniest in a few years. There were lot of great pen!s, p0rn, masturbation and pot jokes throughout the show.
The main plot of the episode is that Alan (Jon Cryer) finds out his girlfriend, played by Courtney Thorne-Smith, did a soft core p0rn called Cinnamon Buns and co-starred with a Master Baker!!! At one point when he confronts her, she says “You feel like an idiot, that casting director said that he could get me on Melrose Place!” Me and Ow! Good thing Amanda Woodward wasn’t there, she would slap someone upside the head over that very funny joke!
Seriously I am so happy 2.5 has found its groove with Ashton Kutcher, it is like it gave the sitcom a got whole new funny life!!!
BTW I am so happy that 2.5 is making a lot of d!ck jokes because I am so sick of hearing the V word on almost all of the other sitcoms. Am I alone?
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Axl Rose was talking to a few of the fans that he has left in Paraguay and he told them a pisser of a story about his former bandmate Slash, “It was great, because he would pass out and piss his pants, and then I would get to be with the girl. So I always followed Slash because I knew he would pass out and I would get the girl. The girl would be like, ‘Ah, he just peed in my bed!’ and I’d be like, ‘It’s okay, it’s okay.’ The next day he would just ignore it. He says it in his book, like once, but no – it happened every time, all the time.”
Axl better send Slash some of his last name, you know Roses because if I were him I would be worried about the Guns that are on the curly guitarist if the two were to meet again.
BTW if you think about it, Axl is saying that the girls didn’t want him, the lead singer, but the guitarist instead? I think in a way he dissed him self more than how much Slash pissed in his pants?
Demi Moore was out in NY yesterday and the actress was looking a little thinner than she normally does. Her waist seemed smaller than normal in that tight red dress, but I wouldn’t say she looked “scary thin”.
Well Joan Rivers saw her in person and here is what she said, “Demi Moore was on my flight from NY to LA last night. She is scary thin. Very sad to see….” I personally think the comedian who has always been very petite, should not make comments like that. I mean looking at Demi, she does look very thin, but she doesn’t look unhealthy in these pictures. She still has some fat in her face. Hopefully as soon as the rumor dies down about her marriage, her weight will go up some and Joan will just go off on her fashion choices instead.
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Denise Richards is filming 30 Rock and I can’t get over how orange her face is. She is a beautiful woman, I don’t know why she overdoes it with the bronzer. Seriously you know it is bad when your hands and your face are two different colors, her hands are pale and and her face is Jersey Shore.
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I never realized how much Barbra Streisand and Jennifer Aniston looked alike until I saw the two of them together like that. They could totally play mother/daughter in some Rom/Com that I would never see because both of them irritate me. I know I am in the minority, but that is how I feel about the both of them.
Now back to the women, don’t they look related?
