Showtime has brought us some of the sexiest shows ever based in the middle ages like The Tudors and The Borgais and now they are bringing us The Dark Ages. After watching the trailer that debuted on Funny or Die for their latest erotic series coming to Show(me)time, I desperately need a shower! When Robert Englund says, “take me”, it was just too much for me to handle. I can’t wait to watch this show with my remote control. If you know what I mean by remote control…
Seriously doesn’t it look like this will be their hottest soft core historical drama to date? Let’s just say The Dark Ages definitely lit my fire!!!
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Thelma & Louise aka Geena Davis and Susan Sarandon were reunited at the 20 anniversary screening of their movie and both Oscar winners look gorgeous! Can you believe that movie came out on May 24, 1991 because the 55 year old brunette and 64 year old red head look exactly the same as they did then! Is there any way they can somehow do a sequel to the movie, like maybe they survived the car going off the cliff?
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The Olsen Twins went the CFDA Fashion Awards and they both actually wore clothes with color for once. The Full House Michelles normally have a closet full of black, white and earth colors, but yesterday Ashely wore a baby blue dress and Mary-Kate wore a shiny gold jacket. I don’t know about you, but I think 24 year olds should wear colors more often because they look more alive as compared to ghosts they normally look like.
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Marcia Cross went to the CFDA Fashion Awards and the Desperate Housewife looked like a human disco ball dressed in a silver sequence catsuit. Most women (ie. J-Lo) can’t pull that off, but the 49 year old made it work.
BTW I wonder if that is her way saying she wants to do Dancing with the Stars and win the mirror ball trophy.
Keith Richards, Janice Dickinson and even Mick Jagger himself have said that the lead singer of The Rollings Stones has a small mic, but there is someone Who says he plenty to fill a Rock and a Hard Place! The Who’s Pete Townsend told The Sun, “I think it’s sad that we will only remember Keith’s book because of what he said about the size of Mick’s genitals. Which, by the way, to use an apt term, is b*******. I’ve seen them and they are not small. And it is not just the balls that are big.” So Who do you think is telling the truth about Mick’s Rolling Stones?
