And last night Haley Reinhart just fell. The wannabe American Idol fell down on her knees after she thought going down and serenading the judges was good idea. Turned out the be a bad idea for her, and the only good moment of the show this whole entire season.
Seriously am I the only who can’t wait for this season to be over next Wednesday?
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Forget Bradley Cooper, Zach Galifianakis, Ken Jeong and Ed Helms, the star of The Hangover Part II that will have you going bananas is Crystal the Capuchin Monkey. Look at the way she is working the cameras at the press day. But this is not her first movie, you might remember her from the first two American Pies, both Night at the Museum movies and George of the Jungle to name a few.
Seriously I am so going ape for her in that cute little studded sleeveless jean jacket and tan camouflage pants, and they way she is working the press. Didn’t she give you a hangover with all of her cuteness?
When you declare you are the World’s First Supermodel that means you are older than all the other ones. And with age comes things like loosing your teeth and that is what happened to Janice Dickinson so she got falsies to replace them. Well she would not go out without a full smile, but she will eat without them and that lead to an embarrassing moment for her.
She told Page Six, she recently had lunch with a friend and she placed the two teeth in a napkin. When she was ready to put them back in, she couldn’t find them. So she got down on all fours (a position we are familiar seeing her in) and started to look for them. A patron noticed her under the table and asked if she need help. Not being shy, she got everyone in the place to help her out. She said, “I was like Lucille Ball on crack…I was under the table and it was sticky.” And once she found them that is what she is did. She went into the bathroom, washed them off, stuck them back in and flasher her smile like something else she is likes to flash.
Typical Janice is all I can say.
Last week Ashton Kutcher was named the new man in Two and a Half Men and yesterday we got to see them all together for the the first time. Even though it should be a happy occasion because Charlie Sheen is gone, Mr Demi Moore kind of hinted it wasn’t when he Tweeted this with the picture “First cast argument 2.5 men (@ Carnegie Hall (Isaac Stern Auditorium / Ronald O. Perelman Stage.” I am sure he is just Punking us. What is evident in that picture is that there is already great chemistry between them.
BTW if I were Angus T. Jones, I would tell Ashton that he needs to kiss his wife Demi because he is the only one of the men who hasn’t. I guess you can saytaht even though that was Jon Cryer’s No Small Affair as the rate his TV son is growing it would be no small affair for him either.
Steven Tyler has written a memoir called Does the Noise in My Head Bother You? and in it he revealed intimate details of his life. ABC News has several excerpts from the book and here are a few of them.
The Aerosmith lead singer admitted that he has been with a man, so will he Walk That Way again? He said, “Gay sex just doesn’t do it for me. I tried it one time when I was younger, but I just didn’t dig it.”
Now Janie can’t have a Gun but he has demands about how she takes care of herself, “As dirty as my mind is, my body’s pretty clean. Kelly [one of the Aerosmith entourage] always made sure the girls were in the shower when I got in the room. I liked my pulchritude pristine! I can’t kiss a girl that’s been stage diving with 500 other guys.” But he has done worse with more girls than that one girl has stage dived with, so who is he to make that judgement? Just saying.
And now we know Dude Looks Like Lady so how in tune is he with his feminine side? His answer explains a lot, “I’ve been misquoted as saying that I’m more female than male. Let me set the record straight — it’s more half and half, and I love the fact that my feelings are akin to puella eternis (Latin for “the eternal girl”). What better to be like than the stronger of the species?”
I am so getting this book, but I have a feeling I will need a shower afterwards. And Steven Tyler that is not a proposition!!! Oh wait he is 5 handfuls down there, maybe it is…
