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Russell Brand was on a break from filming Arthur, so he decided to go to the gym. I don’t have a problem with ’70s workout attire that screams let’s go to the roller rink but that bun has got to go. I have seen men wear their hair back with a head band or a ponytail, but I have never seen a man with a bun. So I have to wonder about the soon-to-be Mr Katy Perry? What is trying to tell us with his hair on the top of his head like that? I mean seriously what is up with that?
David Hasselhoff is getting Roasted by Comedy Central on August 15th, and he is asking the people who are roasting him, “Do you really want to hurt me?, Do you really want to make me cry?” I can’t speak for them, but I say I totally want to see him tear up like he did on American Idol. Out of all the people roasting him, I think it is Jerry Springer who will be the toughest on him. But then again Pamela Anderson or George Hamilton can surprise us. Although Roast Master Set MacFarlane has no self-censor and might be the cruelest one of them all.
I don’t care who hurts him and who makes him cry, because at the end of the night he will come back fighting and they will all regret messing with The Hoff!!! That and it will be one of funniest roasts that has ever aired on Comedy Central, so make sure to add it to your calendars because this is a must not miss like that video of him eating a hamburger!
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Angelina Jolie wowed Tokyo at the premiere of Salt in a dress that had a slit that went all the way up to her hip revealing her long leg. The dress was also backless and although Angelina liked showing off her tattoos because of it, I don’t she will like that it is also showing off her one-piece underwear. At first I thought the mother of 3 natural children was for some reason wearing Spanx, but then I realized it was to hold her front up and hide what the camera flashbulbs might reveal because she can’t wear a bra with that gown. It looks she had another fashion paux with that dress because it looks like she left the tag on.
BTW imagine if she wore that dress at Comic-Con, there probably would have been more pen stabbings for sitting to close to the stage!
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The cast of Jersey Shore rang the opening bell at the New York Stock Exchange this morning and I am hoping that doesn’t crash the stock market. If any group of people can devalue the American dollar it is them. Although now that they signed their new lucrative contracts with MTV, maybe they will be investing some of their earnings and that can raise the value of the stocks they put their money into? You stocks like fake tanning products, hair gel and condoms.
BTW knowing them, they probably thought that the New York Stock Exchange was clothing store they haven’t been to yet because it was south of SoHo!
Joshua Jackson took San Diego by storm(troopers) over the weekend with Pacey Con! What is Pacey-Con, well it is a convention for his character Pacey Witter from Dawson’s Creek. Sadly for him he planned it the same weekend as another little convention Comic-Con, so as you will see in that FunnyOrDie video it was a big failure. It wasn’t his fault that the patrons for that other convention didn’t know he actually did anything between the Mighty Ducks franchise and Fringe. Maybe next time he will schedule it when Lilith Fair is in town or promise to spill secrets about Katie Holmes or make his girlfriend Diane Kruger come with him and wear something very slutty? I think the Comic-Con boys would have appreciate the last one, while I would have appreciated the second one!
BTW I wonder how James Van Der Beek would have done if he did Dawson-Con there instead?
