On August 15th Comedy Central is going to roasting David Hasselhoff and I don’t know about you, but I can’t wait! If anyone deserves to be roasted it is The Hoff and by the looks of these promos he is ready for it. What is there to make fun of him about, like I have to tell you? Hopefully the people roasting him will know and I am sure they do and so much more! At least we know hamburgers are not off limits and that is a good start!
Times are tough now and how far would you be willing to go to make sure there is food on the table and a roof over your head? Well tonight at 9p on Lifetime Jennifer Love Hewitt plays a woman who will do the unthinkable to keep her family fed, clothed and housed in The Client List.
Samantha Horton and her husband are out of work because of the economy and are about to lose their house. Samantha has two things going for her, her massage training and her looks. Well when she goes to the next town, she finds what she thinks will be the perfect job until she realizes it is one of those “massage parlors”. Realizing she needs the money, she takes the job and entertains the men with the world’s oldest profession. She starts living a double life and earning lots of money, but at the cost of sleep and spending time with her family. That will all change, when the one place the recession hasn’t hurt, is busted by the cops. Now the one thing she was fighting to save, might not be the only thing she loses.
The Client List is actually a good story for today’s world about how far people will go to save their houses. But it is also about family, friends and neighbors and how they can surprise you in a good way in a time of crisis.
For you boys you will see Jennifer Love Huget!ts (as my friend Mark calls her) in lots of skimpy revealing outfits! And for us girls you will learn what scent arouses men!!! Ever since I watched the movie, I have been wearing that essential oil and I already have a few dates lined up!
So remember a few years ago when Danny DeVito appeared on The View still drunk from downing too much Limoncello with George Clooney the night beforehand. Well the same thing sort of happened to Whoopi Goldberg on the show today. The Oscar winning host hates to fly, so when she has to she makes sure to drug up. Well the effects of the sedatives didn’t wear off in enough time so she did the show still under the influence and Gawker made a best of video of her slurring her words as much as the It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia star did when he was on the show!
After watching Whoopi’s appearance on the today’s show, I say let’s get all the women high on sedatives before the show. It will probably be the most entertaining hour of television ever and the ratings will go through the roof. And if it is a success maybe they should do it every day, I know it would get me to finally watch The View daily.
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A few months ago Jennifer Love Hewitt brought Vajazzling to the mainstream. And if ever there was a dress that screamed my vajayjay should match my dress, it was the one that The Client List’s star wore when she appeared on the Wendy Williams Show. So I have to wonder, but don’t want to know, if JLH is wearing Swarovski Crystals on her vajayjay just like the beading on her dress. Too bad if she is, because it doesn’t look like she has a guy to show it off too…for the moment. But then again she said she discover vajazzling when she broke up with her ex-fiance’, so it would just be for her and there is nothing wrong with that!
So Jordan Knight was out and about when a guy recognized him, well sort of… He is like are you Brian McKnight and the NKOTB star is like, “Do you know what Brian McKnight looks like?” But the guy was insistent and said the woman told him that he was Brian McKnight who was in New Kids on the Block. Then as Jordan kept questioning him, he finally got The Right Stuff and realized it was Jordan Knight and just got confused by all the excitement of meeting someone from NKOTB. Once he knew who he was he took out his camera, snapped a photo and asked for a autograph for his sister. Well according to Jordan Knight’s Twitter he did more than sign something for her, he Tweeted “Oh, and yeah I did talk to his sister…left her a vm…” How sweet to do that after all of that! I hope that she records her reaction to the call and posts it on YouTube, just like Jordan Knight posted the video of meeting her brother!
BTW I am so thankful for phonecams because before them you would never be able to catch a moment like that!
Finally who else have ever messed up a celeb’s names when they met them in person? I once confused Doris Roberts for Renee Taylor. I am sorry but they are both older ladies with big grey hair. My bad completely, but don’t they kind of look alike?
