A week and a half after Bret Michaels was hospitalized for a subarachnoid hemorrhage, he was released from the hospital. The doctor at the Arizona hospital where Bret was taken said that he is doing better and he expects him to make a full recovery. He added that the singer is talking and walking slowly. Even though Bret is at an undisclosed location they are still monitoring him and will see him every two weeks to determine when he will be able to go back on the road.
It really is miraculous how well he is doing 11 days after something that could have killed him and let’s pray he continues to do well.
Julia Louis-Dreyfus got her star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame today and her day could’ve been ruined had not been for a CNN producer with a good eye. Someone made a mistake on her star and they spelled her name wrong. Instead of spelling it Louis-Dreyfus, it read Luis Dreyfus on the star. When the CNN producer saw the mistake, he called his contact at the Hollywood Chamber Commerce and they were able to make a temporary fix to the star so that Seinfeld star wouldn’t be upset. When the Emmy winner heard about the error, she thought it was funny and told them to leave it as it was but they had already fixed their mistake. In fact she will get the misspelling as a souvenir! So at least she will always have a memory of this special day that might not have been so special.
BTW she is the first one from Seinfeld to get a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame. Can you believe it? I would’ve thought that Jerry Seinfeld and Jason Alexander would also have one, hopefully theirs will be coming soon.
We all know dogs like to eat and sometimes they eat stuff they shouldn’t. Starting tonight and for the next two weeks at 10p on Nat Geo Wild they will be showing us some interesting things that have been recovered from several dogs stomachs. Tonight on My Dog Ate What? man’s best friend got in to her owner’s panties and they got into her. In the upcoming weeks one dog sucked on 27, yes 27, baby pacifiers while another ate up his owner’s cash…$800 to be exact. Find out their stories, what other items they found in other dogs and how the vets recovered the swallowed treasures from their bellies tonight and the next Tuesdays at 10p on Nat Geo Wild! After reading what trouble these pups got into, I am glad I have a cat. She knows better than to touch my money and pacifiers!
Yesterday the man that taught us what our sh!ts should look like, gave Jimmy Kimmel and Guillermo a lesson on their testicles and penis size. Let’s just say I learned a lot from Dr Oz on Jimmy Kimmel Live! Did you know that male penis only needs to be 3″ long, but because women like me like them bigger than that the male organ has grown to accommodate us females! He also told us that there is a condom for men who are the size that they really need to be and it is called Snug Fit. I have seen the Magnums (which are the same size as regular rubbers), but I have never seen one for the a snugger fit…thankfully! He then went on to say if a man loses 35 pounds his peepee will grow and inch. What more do you men need to diet?
Seriously that is all very interesting, but none of that affects me. Well the conversation that started it all is Dr Oz says our waist needs to be at least half the size of our height. Both Jimmy and Guillermo failed that test, so Dr Oz told them the bigger the belly the smaller the testicles and that they will have more estrogen running through their bodies than testosterone. With that change their libido will start to diminish, so Dr Oz decided to check their testicles to see if they were big enough to keep them manly. So he put on his gloves and copped a feel of Kimmel and then Guillermo and then Jimmy copped a feel of his security guards balls. Who said late night television can’t be educational. I know I learned a lot from that segment. In fact I had to share my knowledge with my dad, who then asked me what type of filth I was watching.
But seriously it was a fun segment to watch and I am happy to say my waist size is several inches less than half my height. Thankfully!
And finally the absolutely awwwdorable Jorge Garcia from Lost will be on JKL tonight at 12:06a on ABC, maybe he will spill some Lost finale secrets???
The production company that has given me several headaches via Lost and Fringe is making me cry because Bad Robot is looking to destroy the 1980 classic Little Darlings according a Tweet from Production Weekly. The coming of age drama starred Tatum O’Neal, Kristy McNichol and Matt Dillon and is perfect the way it is and doesn’t need to be reinvented 30 years later. J.J. stick to what you know, f*cking with out heads and don’t live out a childhood fantasy of being Randy. At least I assume that is what he is thinking because why else would he want to remake the teen flick when over the last few years he has been doing things like Lost, Fringe, Star Trek, Alias, Mission Impossible and Cloverfield. J.J. Felicity was 10 years ago and you need to keep that genre in your past and stick to action and SciFi. Please!
BTW could you believe I couldn’t find the trailer for Little Darlings on YouTube, but I guess having the whole feature there instead is even better! What a great movie….that doesn’t need to be remade. Knowing Hollywood they probably will have Demi Lovato, Selena Gomez and Joe Jonas starring in it. I shudder at the thought.
