via TMZ
Yesterday on The Oprah Winfrey Show she did something that hasn’t been done in 38 years…she shaved off Dr Phil’s mustache. Her first spinoff talk show host hasn’t been without the hair above his lip since 1972 and only the woman who made him a multimillionaire could make him get rid of it. So Oprah used her power and gave him a makeover. You know what, he looks a lot better without the mustache. Now let’s see how long he will keep it off, I bet he is already growing it back.
BTW Oprah, next time give him a toupee. Let’s see how he will look with hair!
The Go-Go’s have announced that they are going on a permanent Vacation. The all-girl band will be doing one last tour and then they will call it quits after being together for 32 years. This is not the first time they have called it quits as a band, they took a 5 year break from 1985-1990 so maybe this permanent Vacation won’t be so permanent?
So if you are like me and want to see the band that gave us a lot of fun songs to sing and dance to one last time before they no longer have the beat and their Lips are Sealed forever, then you can see them in July with Happily Ever After – The Farewell Tour.
July 7 San Diego, CA Lilith Fair
July 8 Phoenix, AZ Lilith Fair
July 10 Tampa, FL Tampa Bay Rays
July 11 Myrtle Beach, SC House of Blues
July 14 Portsmouth, VA NTELOS Pavilion
July 15 Morristown, NJ Mayo Center for the Arts
July 16 New York, NY Good Morning America
July 17 Atlantic City, NJ House of Blues
July 19 Vienna, VA Wolf Trap
July 20 New York, NY Irving Plaza
July 22 San Francisco, CA Fillmore
July 24 Los Angeles, CA Greek Theatre
July 26 Dallas, TX Granada Theater
July 27 Austin, TX Paramount Theater
via Alyssa Milano’s Twitter
Jeff and Jennifer have some big news, so they came up with an inventive way of letting the galaxy know about it. They used a climatic scene of Star Wars and turned it in to a sex ed video telling their friends, family and strangers that they are expecting twins. Part of me feels for those two poor little babies that will be born to them, but then the other part of me thinks that was bloody brilliant and you know they are going to have a lot of fun growing up with Jeff and Jennifer as their parents. On a sad note the video concludes with them saying that they are not going to name their future twins Luke and Leia. That is such a shame because how appropriate would it be for them to be named that.
Side note: To my two friends who should be working on baby #2 in a year, I want to see you top that birth announcement when you successfully breed again! I know you can do it!
So yesterday I was watching Days of our Lives and what I saw left my jaw on the floor. It was a not a weird sex scene between Vivianne and Victor or an unusual pairing like Stefano and Sami or someone getting I like getting murdered, but something that happened between Arianna and her sister. Arianna was complaining to Gabi that she has cramps and she is tired, so she goes behind the bar and grabs a box of Midol (that the camera zooms in on) and tells her little sister, “It relieves the cramps. It relieves the bloating. I will be back to normal before we know it.” To which Gabi responds by saying, “I can’t wait, I would like my sister back.” Wow, is all I can say. I have been watching the show since I was a baby, and that is the most shocking thing I have seen on the Daytime Drama. I feel bad for Lindsay Hartley and Gabriela Rodriguez for having to act that scene, but they did a great job handling it.
I could say I never ever want to see that again on the Soap Opera, but if that product placement is helping to keep Days of our Lives on the air then I will suffer through all the product placements they need to..just like I have to suffer once a month for being a woman. And on that note, Midol makes my suffering a little less painful. Oh crap that product placement got to me.
So on April Fool’s Day (my birthday) Jimmy Kimmel asked his viewers to videotape themselves pouring water on a sleeping friend, videotape it and upload the video to YouTube. Several people took him up on the offer and we got to see some hysterical videos. Due to the success of the April Fool’s Day ’10 Pour Water on a Sleeping Person prank, he wants to do it again for Mother’s Day! So the late night host is asking you to give your mom a really crappy gift, wrap it up nice and pretty, give it to her, videotape her reaction to your sh!tty gift, upload the video to YouTube and title it “Hey Jimmy Kimmel, I Gave My Mother a Very Crappy Gift.”
And now I ask you to do two things if you take Jimmy up on his offer. First after you have uploaded the video on YouTube, send a Tweet to @JimmyKimmel and to me at @SeriouslyOMGWTF with the link and I will post it and he might show it on his show. Second and more importantly, make sure to give your a mom a really nice gift after you give her the crappy one because she deserves a really great gift from you!!!
Tune into Jimmy Kimmel Live on ABC this Monday at 12:06a to see what type of crappy gifts kids gave their moms this Mother’s Day and how they reacted it because Jimmy Kimmel told them to!