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Did you ever wonder if bobsledders wear underwear under those skin tight suits? Well now thanks to UK Olympian Gillian Cooke wearing a suit that was a little too tight, we now know at least she doesn’t. Talk about having the camera in the wrong place at the wrong time, or for us the right place at the right time!!!
BTW who knew those suits can split? Too bad it didn’t happen to Stephen Colbert when he was wearing one of those suits?
So Mark Malkoff has made an interesting revelation about Conan O’Brien’s failure that no one has noticed before him, and he calls it “The Will Ferrell Curse”. Anyone who booked Will Ferrell as their first guest on their new talk show did not have their show last long enough to finish the season. According to Malkoff, “He (Ferrel) was the first guest on John McEnroe’s talk show on CNBC which lasted six months. Next Ferrell was the first guest on the very talented Megan Mullally’s talk show that lasted a mere five months. Currently with Conan leaving Ferrell is zero for three.” Who knew the Funny or Die founder was such a popular first guest and would make so many talk shows live up to the last word in the title of his website…Die.
So if anyone is doing a new talk show and wants to get a $30 million settlement rather than do the show for year or more, just book Will Ferrell to get out of it.
Fame (Val Kilmer) and Pacific Coast News (Ryan Reynolds)
Yesterday both Val Kilmer and Ryan Reynolds were seen wearing blue buttoned down shirts that were coming out of their pants and I wondered who wore it better? Well like duh, this totally goes to Ryan Reynolds. Come on he looks good in everything he wears…especially when he isn’t wearing any shirt at all!
BTW both Val Kilmer and Ryan Reynolds were on my To-Do list, but I took both of them off it for very different reasons.
So far the big news about this season of American Idol is that Paula Abdul is out and Ellen DeGeneres is in and also that is Simon Cowell’s last season on the show. That was until last week when 62 year old General Larry Platt auditioned and sang his own song called Pants on the Ground. Since American Idol ended the show with that song, it has been performed by Neil Young on Late Night with Jimmy Fallon, Brett Favre and now Jimmy Fallon with AI judge Randy Jackson. The last time I remember a sensation coming from the audition phase of Idol, it was William Hung and he was the biggest thing about that season. Even bigger than Fantasia’s…well you can fill in the blank there. So I wonder if we should just consider this season a wash because this biggest thing that could come from it already has with Pants on the Ground? Granted I might be saying that because my DVR didn’t record yesterday’s audition episode and I don’t even care. I have watched every episode since season 1 and now I missed one and I am not even upset about it. Is anyone else just not feeling this season?
John Mayer has opened up to Rolling Stone according to OK! Magazine and in that interview he has given his latest TMI. He tells the magazine that he likes to masturbate a lot.
“I am the new generation of masturbator,” he explains. “I’ve seen it all. Before I make coffee, I’ve seen more butt holes than a proctologist does in a week… I have masturbated myself out of serious problems in my life. The phone doesn’t pick up because I’m masturbating. And I have excused myself at the oddest times so as to not make mistakes. If Tiger Woods only knew when to jerk off. It has a true market value, like gold bullion.”
To clarify, John says the underlying reason for his mass masturbation isn’t necessarily to please some carnal urge, but “because I want to take a brain bath. It’s like a hot whirlpool for my brain, in a brain space that is 100 percent agreeable with itself.”
I wonder if one of those mistakes he is talking about his Jennifer Aniston? Here is what he told Rolling Stone about her.
”I’ve never really gotten over it. It was one of the worst times of my life.”
He adds, “I have this weird feeling, a pride thing, for the people I’ve had relationships with. What would I be saying to Jen, who I think is f**ing fantastic, if I said to her, ‘I don’t dislike you. In fact, I like you extremely well. But I have to back out of this because it doesn’t arc over the horizon. This is not where I see myself for the rest of my life, this is not my ideal destiny.”
Ouch, that has to hurt a lot. BTW you can read what else told Rolling Stone that is out now.
