I don't know is funnier about those picture Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz's expressions in them or that could be a preview of what their mug shots could like!
Beyonce and Jay-Z finally are one step closer to getting married because it is rumored by Us Weekly that they got a marriage license today in Scarsdale, NY.
Keeping hush on wedding details, the couple have only told friends they would like to marry in May after Jay-Z's tour ends.
"Jay is trying to pull it together quickly and on the fly to keep it private," the source said. "They really wanted it to be private."
If he wants to keep it quiet and private he shouldn't get the license a month before they plan to marry. But then again today is April Fool's Day and these might be punking us? Personally I wish they would get married already so we can move to is she pregnant rumor!
A year ago to the day my friend Dave told me about this show called Jimmy Kimmel Live! and how they introduced us to evil Donny Osmond. I had been hearing funny things about this show from my other friend Nancy so I said what the heck I will DVR this show a few times and see if it as funny as they said.
Well one of those episodes that I watched as a test had this April Fool’s Day joke on it and after I saw what they did to poor Aunt Chippy and how she reacted to the joke, I have been addicted to her nephew Jimmy Kimmel’s show since or as she as refers to him a sick son of a bitch!
So since it was my anniversary of watching the show, I thought I would share the clip that honors our day together!
And don’t forge two days from now Jimmy Kimmel Live! will be celebrating its 1000th show with a special 90 minute episode starting at 11:35p with Eva Longoria, Kid Rock and Richard Simmons and I am sure something that will top the f*cking videos!!!
BTW check out tonight’s show where JKL! will have on either Marissa Jaret Winokur or Mario on the show, or as they will be referred to the third person voted off of Dancing with the Stars!
UPDATE: I just got off a conference with Jimmy Kimmel about Thursday’s show, something I will elaborate about later. But when I asked him which was his favorite video from the 1,000 episodes he said this one! Jimmy and I have good taste!!! He said as he did at the beginning of the video this is something he always wanted to do since high school! He also loved Chippy’s reaction to her house being painted and as you can see it was a classic. He is hoping that her offspring will enjoy it too someday, something I am sure she is thrilled about.
He also said that he has watched this at least 40 times, I tell you now matter how many I times I watch this video I still find myself laughing my a$$ off!!! I am sure you will agree this never gets old.
BTW her house was painted back the next day…he added her house needed a good painting anyways!!!
My eyes, my poor innocent eyes seeing Janice Dickinson's black hole like that. Mick Jagger is probably looking at this picture going now I know why she said he was so small.
