Seriously? OMG! WTF?

Now that Posh Spice is in the States it makes sense for her to have more than one friend, especially since Katie Holmes is away! That and she is probably realizing what we all think of Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes here. Time for her to have a new BFF like Cameron Diaz! 

(photo from The Smoking Gun)

Seriously that looks more like a Glamour Shots or a Graduation photo then it does a mugshot. Granted she also showed up to jail in her MTV Movie Awards' dress, so why did I expect anything better. So sad.

UPDATE: This is the real Paris Hilton mug shot for the records. TMZ said they are unsure where the above one came from, but the bottom one is Paris Hilton's official mug shot.

UPDATE 2: The above picture was from September 7th arrest according to TMZ 

 

 

Who looks like they forgot to shower? – Celeb Warship

Charlize Theron without makeup – ICYDK

Sanjaya Malakar explains himself – Breesays

Katee Holmes topless – Jordan is Your Homeboy

Wentworth Miller is literally a doll – Gabby Babble

So that is where Bobby Trendy gets his clothes – Dlisted

Which Sopranos' actress is joining Heroes – Geno's World

Eva Longoria has the body of a 10 year old boy? – Yeeeah!

Was The Beckham reality show canceled by them? – Allie is Wired

Matthew McConaughey is actually wearing a shirt – Celebrity Puke

Did Jessica Simpson score a touchdown with this guy? – The Blemish

(photos from AP)

Paris Hilton's lawyer Richard A Hutton announced that Paris has turned herself in and has started serving her time in jail. She issued the floowing statement:

"I am ready to face the consequences of violating probation. During the past few weeks I have had a lot of time to think and have come to realize I made some mistakes," stated Paris Hilton. "This is an important point in my life and I need to take responsibility for my actions. In the future, I plan on taking more of an active role in the decisions I make. I want to thank my family, friends and fans for their continued support. Although I am scared, I am ready to begin my jail sentence."

Paris being Paris went to the MTV Movie Awards before going over to her parents house and then to turn herself into jail. TMZ chronicled Paris's last few minutes of freedom, "It didn't go down at the jail. Paris' mega-lawyer, Richard Hutton, picked her up at her parents' house at 10:30 PM. Hilton, Hutton, mom Kathy and sister Nicky then drove to the Men's Central Jail in downtown Los Angeles — commonly referred to as the Twin Towers — where Paris officially surrendered to the L.A. County Sheriff to begin her 23-day sentence. The Sheriff devised the plan of surrendering miles away from the actual where Paris will be doing time because the crush of paparazzi at the jail created a potential safety hazard. Paris was then driven to the jail in Lynwood where she is now serving her sentence." TMZ also has video video of her leaving her parents' house.

You have to give her credit for going out in style by going to the MTV Movie Awards. I seriously thought she was going to wait until 11:59p on June 5th. I wonder will her sentence start on June 2nd or June 3rd? Because isn't that like cheating a day by checking in at 10:30p? 

I wonder will jail change Paris Hilton's attitude about life and make her less superficial about things? 

UPDATE: Yesterday counted and her expected release date is June 26th, so 22 days and counting…