Seriously? OMG! WTF?

Lindsay Lohan and Harry Morton have split up, multiple sources confirm to PEOPLE. "Harry broke up with Lindsay yesterday at Chateau Marmont after they had dinner on the courtyard patio," a source tells PEOPLE. "Nothing happened at dinner, but shortly afterward, he broke up with her." Why the split? "She was too much drama," says the source. "Lindsay did cut down on the partying, but with her it’s all relative. Harry is sober. It wasn’t the partying that broke them up. She’s young and a little bit immature. Harry’s more low-key and not into the same stuff she’s into." However, a source close to Lohan says, "No one ‘dumped’ anyone. You don’t dump people when you’re 20 and 25. You have a mature relationship, and you take a break and you see what happens. Everyone does that." Lohan’s rep could not immediately be reached for comment. A rep for Morton said, "I do not comment on his personal life." Indeed, Lohan, 20, was spotted at Hollywood’s Chateau Marmont on Thursday, running onto the patio where four of her friends were sitting – and weeping, a wad of tissues on one hand, her cell phone in the other. "She ran in, sat with her group, put down her cell phone and cried to her pals," an observer tells PEOPLE. "The group looked very concerned and listened intently to what she was saying." After the Chateau, Lohan went to Hyde Lounge, where she arrived around 12:30 a.m. and stayed until the hot spot closed at 2 a.m. She mingled with friends and didn’t appear to be distraught: "She was having a blast," says one patron, "even with a broken hand." Lohan and Morton, 25, owner of the restaurant chain Pink Taco and son of former Hard Rock Cafe chain owner Peter Morton, started dating on July 2. Their relationship started out promisingly: They spent a cozy Fourth of July week in Malibu lounging at Morton’s pad (where they blasted Led Zeppelin over the speakers), dining at Nobu, shopping at the Malibu Country Mart and going out with pals. By mid-month, the lovebirds were nearly inseparable. Among their many outings: holding hands at the Prada party in Beverly Hills on July 13, hitting hot spot Les Deux with pal Nicole Richie on July 14 and celebrating David Spade’s birthday together on July 15. "They get along great and have a lot in common," a source told PEOPLE in July. Morton had been credited with Lohan’s recently toned-down lifestyle – and helped her through more than one sticky situation: He was on the scene when she was briefly hospitalized on July 26 (her camp blamed dehydration and exhaustion) and subsequently missed work on her upcoming drama Georgia Rule.

People (Thanks Michael)

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Defamer for the Steve-O photo (Thanks Michael!) 

Does it really make difference? It is so disgusting and low-class and sad, I just had to post this to share with y’all what lowlifes these two are. And seriously if you are going to pee in public, have some shame on your face and not a freaking smile.

JENNIFER ANISTON is making her stage debut on Broadway next month. The stunning Friends star will appear in The 6th Annual 24 Hour Plays in New York on Monday Oct. 23. The event sees Jen and other star performers write, direct and act in six 10-minute plays all within, well, 24 hours! Working Playground, a non-profit arts program for NYC schoolchildren, will benefit from the gig. Past performers include stars such as Hayden Christensen, Billy Crudup, Alan Cumming, Philip Seymour Hoffman, Scarlett Johansson and Christina Ricci.

Bizarre

G-d help Broadway 

The biggest battle of the new season — Grey’s Anatomy vs. CSI — was underway last night with ABC’s red-hot medical drama the clear winner. But CBS still managed to be the most-watched network (770,000 viewers ahead of ABC), while ABC finished first in the overnights and adults 18-49. A night of season premieres on NBC settled for the distant No. 3 spot, while Fox’s perennial Thursday audience woes continued. The CW hid under the desk with repeats.

Grey’s Anatomy at 9 p.m. opened season three with a hefty 17.1/25 in the overnights, 25.14 million viewers and a 10.9/26 among adults 18-49. CBS’ CSI was down, but far from out, with its season-premiere at a 14.9/22 in the overnights, 22.04 million viewers and a 7.5/18 among adults 18-49. For comparative purposes, take a look at both dramas versus their year-ago launches.

Grey Anatomy (ABC)
9/25/05 (Sun. 10 p.m.) – Overnights: 13.2/20, Viewers: 18.98 million, A18-49: 8.3/20
9/21/06 (Thurs. 9 p.m.) – Overnights: 17.1/25, Viewers: 25.14 million, A18-49: 10.9/26
Percent Change – Overnights: +30, Viewers: +32, A18-49: +31

CSI (CBS)
9/22/05 – Overnights: 19.3/27, Viewers: 29.02 million, A18-49: 10.2/25
9/21/06 – Overnights: 14.9/22, Viewers: 22.04 million, A18-49: 7.5/18
Percent Change – Overnights: -23, Viewers: -24, A18-49: -26

This is the first time a non-season finale of any series has beat an episode of CSI since April 1, 2004 (and that show was the season-finale of then must see The Apprentice).

Mark Berman 

To quote Whitney Houston "Hell to the No!" 

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