Seriously? OMG! WTF?

She was once Pamela Anderson Lee. Now actress Pamela Anderson is Mrs. Kid Rock. The former "Baywatch" babe wed the rock star Saturday in St. Tropez, Anderson’s spokeswoman, Ann Gurrola, told The Associated Press. She said more details on the wedding would be available Monday.Anderson, 39, and Kid Rock, 35, were engaged in Las Vegas in 2002 but split up the following year. The two were photographed together earlier this month in St. Tropez, and two weeks ago, Anderson wrote in her online diary that she was "in love" and planning to marry again."I’m happy," she wrote. "I see the light. Sounds dramatic but it’s true."She also seemed to allude to her on-again-off-again relationship with Kid Rock when she wrote, "I’ve raised my kids alone in hope of a miracle.""Well my miracle came and went. And came back and back because he knew that I’d wake up one day and realize that I was waiting for nothing," she said.Anderson and her first husband, rock star Tommy Lee, divorced in 1998 after three years of marriage. They have two sons, Brandon, 10, and Dylan, 8. Kid Rock, whose real name is Robert Ritchie, has a 13-year-old son, Bob Jr.

Doyle Brunson’s comedy roast overheated Thursday, after emcee Brad Garrett’s vulgar zingers sent Pamela Anderson storming out of a Bellagio ballroom.On a night when no one was safe from f-bombs, ethnic slurs and below-the-belt slams, Garrett gave Anderson the worst of it.Things got tense when a member of Anderson’s entourage yelled at Garrett as Anderson walked off the dais after making the short speech of the night."When are you going to get funny, Brad?" a member of Anderson’s entourage yelled as she headed for the door,"Come on," huffed Garrett, calling out the heckler. "When you’re done shooting up, we’ll go toe to toe."As Anderson, who is getting married today on the French Riviera, and her handlers left, Garrett referred to the heckler as "Tommy Lee’s afterbirth."Lee, Motley Crue’s drummer, is Anderson’s ex-husband.Sources tell me Garrett was asked by Anderson’s people before the roast to "lay off" her. Garrett, who was a co-star on the long-running "Everybody Loves Raymond," wasted no time in targeting Anderson’s famous curves and her headline-grabbing sexploits. Near the end of the roast, Garrett introduced MGM Mirage honcho Bobby Baldwin and added that he hoped he hadn’t ruined his headlining career in Las Vegas. "I can’t speak for the others, but you’re done at least for our properties," said Baldwin, putting on his best poker face.A source in Anderson’s camp said, "It was agreed by the promoters, the comedy writers and Brad’s agent and management that Pam would not be made the subject of the roast." Anderson was in Las Vegas to launch her pamelapoker.com Web site in conjunction with Brunson’s doylesroom.com.An e-mailed request for a response from Garrett’s camp was not returned by deadline.

Norm Clarke 

"After drinking alcohol on Thursday night, I did a number of things that were very wrong and for which I am ashamed. I drove a car when I should not have, and was stopped by the L.A. County sheriffs. The arresting officer was just doing his job and I feel fortunate that I was apprehended before I caused injury to any other person.

"I acted like a person completely out of control when I was arrested, and said things that I do not believe to be true and which are despicable. I am deeply ashamed of everything I said.

"Also, I take this opportunity to apologize to the deputies involved for my belligerent behavior. They have always been there for me in my community and indeed probably saved me from myself. I disgraced myself and my family with my behavior and for that I am truly sorry.

"I have battled the disease of alcoholism for all of my adult life and profoundly regret my horrific relapse. I apologize for any behavior unbecoming of me in my inebriated state and have already taken necessary steps to ensure my return to health."

AP

Knowing his publicist, I sincerely feel this was written by Alan Nierob and not Mel Gibson. Believe it or not some statements are not from celeberties but their publicists. Alan is one of the best publicists in this town for crisis management, so that is why I am thinking these are his words and not his clients. Please Alan you have a lot of good talent already dump this bad anti-semitic one.

TORMENTED Sir Paul McCartney has filed for divorce from Heather Mills — sparking a bitter £200million legal battle. Macca has cited the ex-model’s “unreasonable behaviour” for the end of their four-year marriage.But furious Heather, 38 — dubbed Lady Mucca over her porn pictures shame — has vowed to go to war with the ex-Beatle, 64, by filing counter claims. Sir Paul’s papers allege she was “rude” to Macca’s loyal staff and “argumentative”.Pals of Heather say she is livid at the accusations and will be putting her side of the story in legal papers in the UK and United States.Macca — worth £825million — has hired lawyer Fiona Shackleton, who represented Prince Charles in his divorce from Diana.He was hoping for a civilised split despite the couple NOT signing a pre-nuptial agreement to safeguard his pop fortune.Macca — furious details have leaked out — is desperate to keep things cordial for the sake of the couple’s two-year-old daughter Beatrice. A source close to the family said: “Paul wanted a clean break for the sake of Beatrice.“He was determined these details would remain private and he’s very disappointed that somebody in a position of trust has revealed all.”Just yesterday Macca appeared to finally be putting his marriage behind him — after splitting in May.He was pictured for the first time without a wedding ring in public at a graduation ceremony of his Liverpool Institute of Performing Arts.And he also appeared to have ditched dyeing his hair.Heather was rumoured to have been behind the chestnut brown transformation of his greying locks. A spokeswoman for her said yesterday: “Heather’s going to be filing her own counter claims about matters both in this country and America. Any views she has on her divorce will be handled discretely. She does not feel the need to repudiate claims that she may be headstrong or feisty. She is hugely disappointed that matters of such a confidential nature should be aired in public and feels it is inappropriate to speak about such matters with a child involved.”Lawyers will try to battle out a deal once Heather has filed her grounds for divorce.But the matter could take up to a year if it goes to court.

The Sun 

He finally saw what we all knew all along, she is a BITCH!

Gabriel Iglesias has visited the Valley many times before. Now the comedian is going to stay. “I will soon be a resident — I just bought a house in Avondale!” he says. While he’s headlined at the Tempe Improv and other comedy clubs around the country for several years, more people than ever know Iglesias this summer because of his appearance on the NBC reality competition “Last Comic Standing.” Easily the most polished comedian among the final contestants, he was disqualified on the July 11 episode for using his Blackberry. “Everybody was doing something sneaky, and I just happened to be the one that got caught,” Iglesias says. “Leave it to the Mexican to get caught!”Not that he was overly disappointed to see his time on the show come to an end. “They put all these rules and regulations on you, and I’m not used to having people tell me what to do,” Iglesias says. “I had to ask to go to the bathroom! I really didn’t like that.” With himself out of the mix, Iglesias believes the winner will be one of two contestants. “It’s going to come down to Josh Blue and Chris Porter,” he says. “I was actually hanging out with Chris Porter last night. I play poker with him.” As an established comedian, Iglesias certainly wasn’t in awe of the prize — $50,000 and a half-hour special on Bravo — for which the upstart comics are still vying.“The only thing I had to gain was the title and a big ego,” Iglesias says. “Comedy Central is already giving me a one-hour special in February, and the money will come. I’m buying houses — the money will come!”He did, however, stand to lose something had he triumphed on the show: A little personal freedom, due to the contractual obligations that come with winning.“Obviously, being disqualified, you’re kind of released from those obligations,” he says slyly.

East Valley Tribune 

I wish he would’ve stayed on the show because he was funny as all heck. 

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