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Conan learns the crappy way why you don’t work with puppies!
January 29th, 2015 under Conan O'Brien. [ Comments: none ]

For the last few years Conan O’Brien has done Puppy Conan before the Super Bowl, and up until yesterday they all went off without a hitch. Well yesterday, the true star of the bit was Puppy Andy. First the cute yellow lab wanted to take off his wig and then he fell of the couch, but it was final foul that scored a real touchdown. That’s because when they brought out Puppy Chris Christie, he decided he had to go. When you are a puppy, and you gotta go, you go. So right then and there, the arfdorable dog took a huge dump during the segment. But it gets worse, he tried to eat it. He wasn’t the only one, Puppy Conan and Puppy Tom Brady wanted a sampling too.
Just when you thought that there was nothing they could do to save the day, they brought out Puppy Nicki Minaj in the finals of the fourth quarter. Her costume was super bass, but still it was nothing as compared to the anaconda Puppy Andy left behind.
Even though this bit went to the crapper, I still think it was the sh!t!
You never know what you are going to get when you work with puppies, and this proves why they say that. The best part is, no matter how bad it goes, it makes for a memorable moment that people will be talking about until Puppy Conan V. Which I hope they do!!!


Ted 2 looks like the sperm daddy of all movies!
January 29th, 2015 under Family Guy, Marky Mark. [ Comments: none ]

The first trailer is out for Ted 2 and the sequel looks like it has a much different feel than the original one. I mean Ted and John (Mark Wahlberg) are still their obnoxious selves, but it feels like a standalone movie as compared to a sequel. There isn’t anything wrong with that and it actually makes me want to see it when it comes out on June 26th.


Do you see what I see?
January 29th, 2015 under TV News. [ Comments: 1 ]

Ellen Bacca was doing her weather report in Grand Rapids, Michigan and they had an exciting weather pattern going on there. See if you can see the wood, that WOOD showed on their map? Hint, the balls gets started in Holland. Then once you see it, it will be hard to unsee it. That is not necessarily a bad thing.


Florence Henderson talks about sex as an octogenarian
January 29th, 2015 under 70s. [ Comments: 1 ]

Florence Henderson might be 80 years young, but that doesn’t mean she isn’t having sex anymore. She told Closer Magazine, “It’s foolish to think that older people don’t enjoy sex. It’s a big myth.” Then she added, “There is no age limit on the enjoyment of sex. It keeps getting better,” She concluded the thought with, “You learn to do things with more experience, intelligence and the ability to choose more wisely.” One of the things she learned, is that having a friend with benefits is a good thing.
What I learned is that I didn’t need to know about Carol Brady’s sex life. There is not enough steam to clean the image out of my mind. Especially because I visualize her friend with benefits to be Barry Williams.


Gwyneth Paltrow wasn’t the first celeb to get her V steamed!
January 29th, 2015 under TV Reality. [ Comments: 4 ]

Yesterday, Gwyneth Paltrow couldn’t wait to tell everyone that she got her vajayjay steamed, and it was the first time that many of us heard of the shocking treatment.
Well, turns out she wasn’t the first celeb to go over the steam. My friend Kelly told me back when Tia and Tamera Mowry had their own reality, they got a facial on their other head. They didn’t blog about it like the Oscar winner, they actually showed what it was like to get it done and they described how it felt. After watching the twins get it done, I kind of want to do it too. I want to feel the hot breaths they felt. Is that wrong? Are you now interested in getting it done?
Ladies, still not convinced about getting the V-Steam, listen to the Sister, Sisters talk about it on The Arsenio Hall Show. It definitely left a positive impression on them and their men!


Hot Links!
January 28th, 2015 under Hot Links!. [ Comments: none ]


Who should do that look more often? – Dlisted

Kanye West's latest TMI – THS

Eva Longoria's bubble butt – GCeleb

Selena Gomez in tight pants – Celebslam

Which Real Housewife has a new man? – Reality Tea

Who got caught on the Kiss-Cam? – Hollwyood PQ

Kim Kardashian's nipples are showing – The Nip Slip

See the ad that was pulled from the Super Bowl – Celebitchy


Drew Brees intentionally proves the power of deflated balls!
January 28th, 2015 under Conan O'Brien. [ Comments: none ]

Drew Brees was on Conan tonight and Conan O’Brien wanted to see if the quarterback could recognize a football if it was deflated or not. The New Orleans Saint was up to challenge. The first ball he was given was properly inflated and when he was done guessing the weight correctly, he threw it to his fans in the audience. It didn’t go so well, it went wide high. The second ball was a little deflated and the third ball was almost completely airless. When he went to toss that one, it was a perfect throw. So, I guess, you can say the New Patriots perfectly inflated those balls during that game?


BTWF roles: Terrence Howard on Living Single
January 28th, 2015 under Before They Were Famous. [ Comments: none ]

Before Terrence was running a record company on Empire, he was a college freshman thinking about going into law on Living Single. He looks the same now as he did when he was 24 in that 1994 episode.


Jenny McCarthy looks so different without makeup
January 28th, 2015 under No makeup. [ Comments: 1 ]

Jenny McCarthy posted a photo of herself before she watched her reality show Donnie loves Jenny and something was missing. That missing thing was makeup and I don’t think I would recognize her without it. It is like with it she looks like a sinner and without it she looks like a sai…oh wait I wouldn’t go that far.
But seriously, she looks like a completely different person without it. Don’t you agree?


Gwyneth Paltrow steams her vajayjay
January 28th, 2015 under Gwyneth Paltrow. [ Comments: none ]

Gwyenth Paltrow took to her Goop web site to tell everyone that she steams her lady part.
The actress talked about going to a new spa and what makes it different than any other one she has gone to in the past. Midway through her post, she said, “We’re burying the lede though, because the real golden ticket here is the Mugworth V-Steam: You sit on what is essentially a mini-throne, and a combination of infrared and mugwort steam cleanses your uterus, et al. It is an energetic release—not just a steam douche—that balances female hormone levels.” Then she added, “If you’re in LA, you have to do it.” I have a four words to say to that, “HELL TO THE NO!”
I like my vegetables steamed, but not my fish. Who was like, steaming your vajayjay is a good idea. It is bad enough to get hot wax down there, I don’t want anything else hot down there. Unless it is a hot guy.
Seriously though, ouch and why??? The site explains all of the benefits, but I would rather live with all the negative stuff in my uterus than have hot water coming up towards it.
Can someone please make Gwyneth Paltrow stop sharing about her vajayay and her a$$? Let her focus on her acting which other people say she is good at. Personally, I can’t stand her stuck-up nasally voice when she talks. I wonder if she is steaming the wrong body part???
To see what the V Steam chair looks like at Tikkun Spa, then click here!


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