It is Halloween season, and everyone wants to be part of it, including Hidden Valley Ranch.
How are they doing that? Are they going to make pumpkin spice ranch dressing? Of course not. That sounds disgusting. And it is. I know that because I accidentally added pumpkin spice instead of taco seasoning to my ranch dressing one time, and I will never do that again.
So, what is their spooktacular plan? They did a little spell and turned the white ranch black with the help of fruit juice and cocoa. Then they put their limited-edition concoction in a glow-in-the-dark bottle.
If they were smart, they would make it in mini-bottles so that we could hand it out to Trick-or-Treaters on October 31st. The only people who don’t like ranch are the same people who don’t like Halloween.
The Halloween edition is available exclusively at Walmart.
Elsbeth will debut its fourth season next month, and today, CBS released the trailer for the first episodes.
During the season premiere on October 8th, “Elsbeth crosses paths with renowned marriage counselor Serena Collyer (Nicole Scherzinger), whose cool demeanor hides a murderous and messy passion. Also, Teddy sets a wedding date.”
Guest stars for this season of The Good Wife spinoff include Nicholas Braun, New York Knicks star OG Anunoby, Jemima Kirke, Lea Michele, Nat Faxon, and Sam Richardson.
It might be September, but we already know what is going to be the Horror movie of the year. Is it Obsession? Scream 7? Clayface? Ice Cream Man? Or Evil Dead Burn?
It is none of the above. It is Musk, a documentary about Elon Musk. There is nothing scarier than reality, and it is very scary living in a world where he is gaining power and money by the second.
The doc, written and directed by Alex Gibney, is “an incisive look behind the legend of Elon Musk, the world’s most heralded ‘inventor-entrepreneur’ who has enormous influence on the world in which we all live.” Too much influence.
It is Halloween time, and the Vampires are coming out of their coffins. Therefore, they are hungry and are looking for something to eat with their Bloody Marys and Marks.
Cup Noodles has got them covered. For a limited time, bloodsuckers and mortals alike can suck up Vampire Noodles: beet-colored red noodles with bold, hot garlic and savory chicken umami flavor.
“Halloween is the perfect moment to create something unexpected, and Vampire Noodles does exactly that,” said Priscila Stanton, Senior Vice President of Marketing at Nissin Foods. “The blood-red transformation and bold hot garlic flavor turn an everyday meal into a memorable Halloween experience. We’re giving fans a surprising new way to celebrate the season with Cup Noodles.”
Since Vampires don’t like garlic, there is more for us. And I am OK with that. Because the only reason I am not a nightwalker is that I love garlic too much. Well, that, and I can’t get anyone to suck on my neck.
The Vampire edition of Cup Noodles is available at Walmart.
On October 2nd, Kelly Ripa is going to turn 56. So now that she is older, she finds that she can hurt herself in ways she never thought she could.
For example. The host shared this story on Live with Kelly and Mark today. She was staying at a hotel, and she went to use the bathroom. She is used to the toilet paper being on the right, and she grabs what she needs with her right hand. However, it was on the left side. So, in the process of reaching over to the other side, she hurt her back.
I bet Ripa misses the days when she hurt her back having sex and not taking a shit.
