Remember those two assholes from Connecticut, because no one from The Bronx would do that, who tried to steal the ball from Los Angeles Dodgers right fielder Mookie Betts’ glove during Game 4 of the World Series against The Yankees? Well, Major League Baseball has an update on their future of going to any more baseball games in the future.
Here is the letter that the MLB sent to two MoFos:
“On October 29, 2024, during Game 4 of the World Series at Yankee Stadium, you interfered with play by intentionally and forcefully grabbing a player. Your conduct posed a serious risk to the health and safety of the player and went far over the line of acceptable fan behavior.
“Based on your conduct, Major League Baseball (‘MLB’) is banning you indefinitely from all MLB stadiums, offices, and other facilities. You are also hereby banned indefinitely from attending any events sponsored by or associated with MLB.
“Please be advised that if you are discovered at any MLB property or event, you will be removed from the premises and subject to arrest for trespass.”
I really hope they decide to show up at one of the places they have been banned from just so we can see them get arrested. Is that wrong?
At 7’1″, Shaq is used to being the tallest person in the room. However, he finally learned what it was like not to be when he met someone a lot taller than him. That person is 7’9″ Olivier Rioux.
Rioux is only 18 years old, so he is still growing. How much higher will he get? We will find out as we watch him play basketball. And I hope he has a lot more meetings with Shaquille O’Neal because it is nice to see him humbled.
Have you seen those viral videos of people marching in a box with their eyes closed to see if they can stay in the box as they do it for a minute?
Well, several of the Dancing with the Stars dancers tried it, and they didn’t do as well as they thought.
Who do you think remained in the box? Was it Britt Stewart, Emma Slater, Ezra Sosa, Daniella Karagach Pashkova, Brandon Armstrong, Rylee Arnold, Pasha Pashkov, or Alan Bernsten? Watch the video to see if you got it right.
The Duchess of Sussex’s new show, Meghan Markle With Love, was supposed to debut on January 15th. But she asked the streamer to postpone the premiere due to the LA Fires. And they said yes.
“I’m thankful to my partners at Netflix for supporting me in delaying the launch, as we focus on the needs of those impacted by the wildfires in my home state of California,” she said in a statement.
You know what? I don’t believe her. The show has been universally trashed. So I bet she is going back to the drawing board to make it more relatable to people who didn’t con a Prince into marrying them.
Her lifestyle series will now start streaming on March 4th.
