Jimmy Kimmel is taking a months-long break, and donald trump has nothing to do with it this time.
While he is off, his archnemesis, Matt Damon, has a low-budget film coming out next month, and the Oscar winner wanted to promote The Odyssey on Jimmy Kimmel Live before Kimmel went fishing.
So, Matt Damon showed up in a wooden Trojan Horse and made sure that the host made time for him. And Kimmel had no choice but to accept his gift and have the actor on his show, much like the plot of the film.
Did Damon sign on to the epic film just so that he could recreate that moment? Of course not. Instead, he said, “I did the movie, so I could say that, ‘The horse is a Trojan, which is something your dad should have used on his little wiener, instead of having you.'”
Kimmel then defended the size of his dad’s penis, only to have Damon respond with, “Your mom said mine’s bigger.”
And with that, it was time for the two of them to settle it once and for all. How? By having a sword fight with pool noodles.
Who was victorious at the end of the battle? Jimmy Kimmel’s mom because she’s fucking Matt Damon!!!
Anne Hathaway spent most of the Spring promoting The Devil Wears Prada 2, and the whole time she was keeping a secret.
What is it? The actress revealed on social media that she is pregnant with baby #3. She and husband, Adam Shulman, have two sons, Jonathan, 10, and Jack, 6.
Lacey Chabert is Hallmark Channel’s golden girl, so they sent her on a work vacation to Europe.
The actress traveled to Ireland, Paris, and Spain for the Hallmark+ limited series, Paris Is Always a Good Idea. And for Chabert, it is always a good idea for her to say yes to Hallmark when they make her an offer.
The romantic drama follows career-driven nonprofit executive Chelsea Martin (Chabert) travels to Paris to secure a major donor and is shocked when her confident rival-turned-ally, Jason Knightly (Scott Michael Foster) is sent to join her. While in Paris, an unexpected and heartfelt message from her late mother — and a push from her father (Henry Czerny) and her sister (Rebecca Hanssen) — sends her on an unexpected journey to reconnect with the three past loves she once left behind in Europe. From the rolling hills of Ireland to the magic of Paris, and the sun-kissed vineyards of Spain, Chelsea retraces old footsteps and discovers that sometimes moving forward means first looking back.
It is a tough job, but somebody has got to do it.
The first two episodes premiere on July 30th, and a new episode drops every week until the finale on August 27th.
Before Kyle Chandler was getting the next day’s newspaper on Early Edition, it would have saved his life if he had gotten one on Freddy’s Nightmare. He looks the same now as he did when he was 24 in that 1989 episode.
