Seriously? OMG! WTF?

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When I was a kid, my dad rented the movie A Pirate Movie with Kristy McNichol and Christopher. Just like the leads, it was love at first sight for me.

I am not the only one who loves the 1982 film. Therefore, this weekend, it was screened to a packed audience, and the actors were there to talk about their Musical, much to the delight of their fans.

Now, let’s talk about the stars. The 63-year-old actress and 65-year-old actor looks have not walked the plank in 44 years. Seriously, don’t they look fabulous.

If you have never seen the Mus-Com based on The Pirates of Penzance, I highly suggest watching it. You will be singing the songs until everyone you know tells you to stop. And you won’t listen to their pleas.

Not since Fat Bastard has anyone reworked Chili’s Baby Back Ribs song. But there is a Bad Bitch, who has the cojones to update the jingle. And that person is Lizzo.

“Weekends at Chili’s were a huge part of my childhood and I’ve stayed a fan — you may have even seen me dress up as a Fried Mozzarella cheese pull on Halloween — so when they reached out about collaborating, I couldn’t say yes fast enough,” said Lizzo. “I don’t think there’s a more memorable jingle, so when putting my own spin on it, I really wanted to honor that history while also making it feel fun and very me.”

Why the refresh? That is because Chili’s Bar & Grill changed up their Baby Back Ribs so that you now get 50% more meat.

Therefore, it is ironic they chose Lizzo since she lost about 50% of her meat.

Who is Pedro Pascal’s love of his life? – Celebitchy

Are you sick of Star Wars? – Pajiba

The AMAs red carpet – Paulette Cohn

Olivia Rodrigo panty flash – Drunken Stepfather

Which #1 song was only supposed to be 40 seconds? – Grunge

Which actor replaced Larry Hagman in I Dream of Jeannie? – PI

Want to see who grew up to play guitar, then click here!

Before Harry Hamlin was Lisa Rinna’s stud, he played Studs in Studs Lonigan. He looks the same now as he did when he was 27 in that 1979 mini-series.

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