Ever since Jon Stewart left The Daily Show, we have barely seen him in public. Turns out that he has been there all along, we just did not know it. In fact he left the Big Apple for Hollywood after his show ended. Hollywood Boulevard that is. Why there? Because he is one of the people in costume on the boulevard of broken dreams. He is The Incredible Hulk.
Donald Trump has got him so angry, he has permantly turned into the green monster. Which is why he warned Mr. McGee not to make him angry because he would not like him when he is angry. Same goes for the guy in the White House.
So is Hulk a smash? Does not seem that way according to how he acted on Jimmy Kimmel Live when he was unmasked.
Today on Today’s fourth hour, Kathie Lee Gifford and Hoda Kotb played the hot new game, What the Smell, that is all the stink. It is a very easy game to play. You are given a card with a smell on it and you have to guess what is. Guess wrong and you have to smell a stank card.
Well, the two anchors guessed wrong and got a whiff of some extra old toe cheese and hot chunky vomit. How noxious were those scents? Their faces and uncontrollable laughter says it all.
So much so, I want to order the board game from Amazon or pick it up at Walmart or Target for just $20. How much fun would it be to play it with your friends when you are drunk? Which brings us back to hot chunky vomit.
Remember how much you loved the movie Mamma Mia until Pierce Brosnan started singing? Well, you are not alone! When Remington Steele showed the movie to Barbra Streisand at her house, he found out he was not made of steal when her late dog Sammy bit him.
How did Babs react to it? Bronan told Jimmy Fallon on The Tonight Show yesterday that she asked how her dog was doing first. You cannot blame the pooch because his singing was just painful. The actor can do a lot of things, but singing is just not one of them.
Several men have had their own comic book superhero movies over the last few years, but when are the women going to get their own film already? Looks like Batgirl is finally going to her shot and Conan O’Brien got his hands on their audition tapes.
Two-time Oscar winners Jodie Foster and Hilary Swank think they both have the right stuff, but so does Wanda Sykes. Kristen Schaal has her own a secret weapon, her beautiful baby daughter. Tig Notaro shows she has a greater range than all of off those actresses but will it be enough?
Only time will tell who will get the role of a lifetime, but my money is on Halle Berry who did not audition. It is not like she has ever done a career-killing DC Universe superhero movie? Or did she have that purrfect opportunity before?
Yesterday, The Blast reported that John Schneider asked the judge to send him to jail rather than pay his ex-wife spousal support. Today, he explained what really went down on Facebook.
He wrote, “This is only ‘kind of right.’ The third stipulation that would keep me out of jail (for 5 not 120 days) is totally impossible to do. You get no credit for partial compliance so I requested that ‘Since I can’t possibly comply with the suspended sentence stipulations I respectfully request that you send my to jail immediately in order to get this over with.'” Then he added, “Stay tuned for more shinannigans!”
The actor went to jail last month for not paying the money he owes his ex. But he was out before you could say Dukes of Hazzard. It will be interesting to what will happen this go around. Chances are he will not get out as quuickly.
