In case you were living under a rock in 2025, Taylor Swift wrote the song Wood about her fiancé’s huge penis.
Anderson Cooper might not have been living under a rock, but he has a job that keeps him very busy. Therefore, he didn’t know that.
And Andy Cohen knew that. So he had his friend blindly read those lyrics during their annual New Year’s Eve Special on CNN.
Once Cooper realized what she was singing about Travis Kelce’s football between his legs, he giggled like all of the teen girl Swifties, who experienced the same realization.
And that is why I love that they do this every year, even though I don’t watch, because like an OBGYN, I cut the cord. ander
