Tori Spelling has been a blonde for most of her life, but that doesn’t mean it is her natural hair color. She was actually born a brunette. Therefore, her downstairs doesn’t match her upstairs. One day when she was feeling frisky, she decided to dye her pubic hair to match.
The actress told Snooki on Messyness, which debuts on MTV tonight at 7p, that it did not come out platinum as she hoped. “I didn’t know. I left [the toner] on too long, and it turned bright purple you guys,” the actress proudly shared that TMO. “I was like, screw golden showers. This is going to give Purple Rain a whole new meaning.”
With that confession, I will never listen to or watch Purple Rain the same way ever again. I will just be picturing her purple pubes. That sounds like an X-rated adult comic book that no one wants to color in.
Seriously, would you dye your pubes? I would rather go bald down there.
