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via Jay Rainville
Oreo released special color-changing cookies to celebrate the release of The Avengers: Doomsday. The Marvel Oreo cookies either turn from grey to blue or black to green.
Sounds fun? Maybe not. Not only is the creme changing colors, so are people’s poops. So much so that they are looking in their toilets and seeing Mystique and Hulk where Darth Vader or Chewbacca used to be.
So before you spend the money on a doctor, take comfort in knowing that it is a thing and you are not alone.
However, if you see Deadpool in your toilet, then you should go to the doctor.
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Trader Joe’s has a new snack, and it is getting people talking, just not in a way that the market would prefer.
That is because the reviews are shitty, as in Sweet & Sour Gummy Worms Candies is making people shit.
You see, the worms are sugar-free. To have them live up to their name, Sweet, TJ added allulose, organic erythritol, and monk fruit extract to achieve their sweetness. Combined, those ingredients are giving the candy 14 grams of fiber, according to Delish. So if you eat eight worms, you will have eaten half of your daily fiber. And who can eat just eight worms?
So people have been eating them and running to the bathroom without knowing why. Because who reads the fiber amount on the back of a candy bag?
So if you need to go, go to Trader’s and get a bag for $3.99.
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|  Billy Joel/Instagram Is it just me, or does it seem like every male singer from the ’70s is getting a biopic, like Bob Dylan, Elton John, Queen, and Bruce Springsteen? Well, now we can add Billy Joel to the list. However, you can’t add BJ’s music to Billy & Me.
The Piano Man’s rep told Variety, “Since 2021, the parties involved have been officially notified that they do not possess Billy Joel’s life rights and will not be able to secure the music rights required for this project. Billy Joel has not authorized or supported this project in any capacity, and any attempt to move forward without it would be both legally and professionally misguided.”
The movie is being told from the perspectives of his first manager, Irwin Mazur, and his drummer, friend, and the man who was married to his first wife, Jon Small.
It will tell the story of his early days, before the hits. So it can be done without his music. But then, why would you do it?
And if it is as bad as most biopics, why even waste everyone’s time, especially since Joel’s documentary, And So It Goes, was so informative? What more do we need?
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