Seriously? OMG! WTF?

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When I was a kid, I used to love it when the ice cream truck man would stop by the park across the street from my house so that I could get a cold Firecracker Pop to suck on a hot day.

Now that I am an adult, the ice cream truck man is nowhere to be found, so I cannot enjoy that childhood memory. But that is going to change on Monday!

Oreo revealed that their new limited-edition cookie flavor is dedicated to the popsicle. The vanilla cookie is filled with three layers of flavors: cherry, lemon, and blue raspberry. The only thing it is missing is a stick! Probably because they are all stuck up Melania Trump’s ass.

Hopefully, the cookies will be around long enough to enjoy on Memorial Day and the Fourth of July. You know, because the icing is the same color as the American flag, red, white, and blue!

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Oreo likes changing things up by adding new flavors to their classic cookie. Last year, they created a Thanksgiving meal with the cookies.

Today, two days after April Fool’s Day, they added a limited-edition Oreo that sounds fake. What is it? It is their chocolate cookie with kreme filling covered with dill pickle flavored fudge.

Does that sound like something you want to try? It is available for $9.99 while supplies last, and they won’t last too long.

Marvel superheroes change up their secret identities when they become who they are. And they are not the only ones.

Oreo teamed up with Marvel for Marvel Oreo Stuf of Legends Cookies, which has 32 of their iconic characters embossed on the chocolate cookies that will come in four special edition packs.

“OREO cookies and Marvel’s epic Super Heroes share something powerful: the ability to spark joy, inspire connection, and create moments that resonate with fans,” said Matt Foley, Vice President, OREO. “This collaboration takes the iconicity of both brands and channels it into an experience where fans are not just spectators, but participants encouraged to immerse themselves in Super Hero-inspired play through the lens of OREO cookies. By fusing our playful DNA with Marvel’s legendary universe, we’re building an unforgettable experience that secures the OREO brand as a cultural icon.”

That is not only why they are special. They also have a color-changing creme that turns from grey to blue when you lick it.

The lickable Oreo will be available for a limited time starting on February 2nd.