Get your pizza orders ready for August 9th because that is when the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles are coming to Paramount+.
Tales of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles explores the adventures of everyone’s favorite pizza-loving heroes as they emerge from the sewers onto the streets of NYC. Leo (Nicolas Cantu), Raph (Brady), Donnie (Micah Abbey), and Mikey (Shamon Brown Jr.} are faced with new threats and team up with old allies to survive both teenage life and villains lurking in the shadows of the Big Apple.
This animated series is a spinoff of last summer’s movie Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Mutant Mayhem. And I hear it is as good as the film, if not better.
Ron Funches’ son turned 21 in New Orleans. So he wanted to do something special for Malcolm’s big milestone.
What did he do? He told Jennifer Hudson on her talk show today that he took him to a strip club. How did it go? The comedian told her, “I could not be prouder of him!”
What? Bunches of Funches explained that his son was such a gentleman. Anytime one of the women would walk by, he would introduce himself and ask them their names. Isn’t that so sweet? I am sure they wanted to give him a free lap dance for making them feel like ladies.
Funches’ parenting was recognized by another patron that night, who told him that he hopes he can be as good of a dad as the Undatble actor.
That is not the only way that Funches is a good dad. He also helped design sneakers with Puma for his son, who is autistic.
Just when I thought I couldn’t love any more than I do. He does an interview like this!
Nick Cannon has very potent sperm, which has gotten six women pregnant, and they bore him a total of a dozen children in 12 years.
Because of that Dr. Squatch thinks his testicles should be insured for $10 million. So that is what they did.
And now, the father has the Most Valuable Balls in the World. With that title comes great responsibility. Therefore, he is taking care of them with Dr. Squatch’s male toiletries.
If I were one of his baby mamas, whose name is not Mariah Carey, I would castrate him for the insurance money.
