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[ # ] Contagion prepared Gwyneth Paltrow for the Coronavirus
February 26th, 2020 under Coronavirus, Gwyneth Paltrow
Back in 2011, Gwyneth Paltrow starred in a movie called Contagion, where she unintentionally spread a deadly plague around the World. That was then, and this is now.

Anyways, working on a movie about an international pandemic has prepared her for one. The actress is traveling to Paris, and she does not want to get the Coronavirus and be a carrier. Therefore, she is wearing a mask on the plane, so no one will blame her for eating a contaminated animal and wiping out most of the population, again.

BTW That mask she is wearing is on sale at goop for $75; they are called Smells Like My Bad Breath.

That is a lie, here is a true story. I once flew back and forth to NYC with bronchitis, which I did not know at the time. Well, I was coughing up a storm, and guess what the movie was playing on the back of our seats? Contagion. I swear. I did not think I was going to make it off of that airplane alive. I knew exactly who was watching the film because they were the ones giving me the looks that could kill.

Oh, and yes, I watched the movie both ways because sometimes I can be a masochist. Even though I watched it, I believe that movies like that should not be shown on planes for the safety of their passengers like me.


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