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Words of Wizdumb by Chris Rock |
| February 12th, 2012 under Chris Rock, Whitney Houston/Bobby Brown, Words of Wizdumb. [ Comments: none ]
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(photo from WENN.com)
Twitter has given celebrities a forum to say what is on their minds and today Chris Rock gave us an interesting spin on the death of Whitney Houston. He gave us these Words of Wizdumb, “If somebody told you 20 years ago that 20 years from now bobby brown magic Johnson mike Tyson and Charlie sheen would be alive and Whitney Houston would be dead you would have told them they were crazy” Add to the list Robert Downey Jr, Rob Lowe, Keith Richards, Ozzy Osbourne, Gary Busey, Courtney Love and Leif Garrett you would be even more shocked that they all outlived Whitney Houston. Amazing what can happen in just two decades?
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Words of Wizdumb by Eric Stonestreet |
| January 30th, 2012 under Modern Family, Words of Wizdumb. [ Comments: none ]
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(photo from Sofia Vergara’s Twitter)
Fart jokes are always suppose to be funny, but Eric Stonestreet negates that saying in under 140 characters on Twitter. The Modern Family Emmy winner Tweeted these Words of Wizdumb after the cast won the Best Comedy Ensemble at the SAG Awards yesterday, “I think what would surprise most people at award show parties is the sheer amount of farting I’m doing while talking to famous people.” I might not nose what those famous people are thinking, but I think we can all agree that they know exactly what Fizbo the Clown is doing. Could be why he wasn’t an individual award since that Emmy? He left a bad taste and smell with the voters?
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Words of Wizdumb from Cee Lo Green |
| December 30th, 2011 under The Voice, Words of Wizdumb. [ Comments: none ]
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Twitter has given Cee Loo Green a Voice and he is using it to give us some Words of Wizdumb. Today the F*ck You singer Tweeted this, “After a long early morning swim my penis now looks like a one bedroom smurf house 🙂 I want my winnebego back” George Costanza is so happy that someone else is referencing shrinkage besides him!!!
BTW who else can’t stop picturing his penis before and after the swim, the thought of the one bedroom smurf house is horrifying me.
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Zach Braff makes a funny! |
| October 24th, 2011 under Words of Wizdumb. [ Comments: none ]
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(photo from WireImage)
Zach Braff took to Twitter to make a funny at his expense by saying, “Chaz Bono can grow a better beard than me. #sopissed” Ouch and so true. Although I hate Chaz’s beard because I like to call that facial hair style “The Pen!s Beard”. You know because that is what men look like when they only have hair around the face and none on it. Kind of like another part on the man’s body…
BTW I wonder if Zach can write his own prescriptions because he played doctor in Scrubs, and if he can why doesn’t he write the same ones that Chaz is on so he grow a beard like him. (I do not advocate self-medicating)
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Words of Wizdumb by Mark Hoppus! |
| October 13th, 2011 under Words of Wizdumb. [ Comments: none ]
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(photo from WireImage)
Yesterday I posted some Words of Wizdumb from Mark Hoppus, and now the Blink 182 topped that Tweet with one that gave me such a visual I had to share it with you! He said, “there’s probably a doctor somewhere who had to treat a patient that bleached their butthole with teeth-whitening strips. :(” The fact that he thought that scares me, but what scares me even more is there probably is a doctor who had to deal with that exact issues…
BTW part of me wants him to put down the phone and stop Tweeting these Words of Wizdumb, but the other part (that is screaming louder) loves these deep thoughts from him!!!
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