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Is Vanilla Ice now working as a supermarket stock boy?
February 20th, 2014 under Ads, Vanilla Ice. [ Comments: none ]

Vanilla Ice has had successful music career and several shows on HGTV, but has Rob Van Winkle hit a rough patch in his life. So much so that he is now working as a stock boy at a supermarket? Nope, it is just the opposite because he was doing a commercial for Kraft Macaroni & Cheese with his old buddies The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.
Just like when I heard his hit, Go Ninaj, Go Ninja Go, from the movie for the first time, I just can’t get the song out of my head.


Bethenny tells Vanilla Ice he ‘can screw!’
October 17th, 2013 under Bethenny, Vanilla Ice. [ Comments: none ]

Vanilla Ice was on Bethenny’s show today and they did something for charity that led to a lot of double entendres. The two of them had to screw a bunch of screws into a wooden board using a Bosch Drill, and the one who did it less time was the winner. That part is boring, but the jokes they made during the competition has me needing Ice Ice Baby.
That’s because when Bethenny opted to put on goggles, Rob Van Winkle told her she didn’t need them. She let him know, “I like a little protection when I screw.” Which is good advice. Then after he was done nailing her, she told him repeatedly “You can screw!” You know, he is very good at driving it in hard and fast, and then making sure to help the woman finish even after he is done.
I wonder if he learned that on his DIY show Vanilla Ice Goes Amish?


Vanilla I¢e’s feet worship the ground that Miley Cyru$ walks on!
September 25th, 2013 under Miley Cyrus, Vanilla Ice. [ Comments: 1 ]

Yesterday Miley Cyrus Instagrammed a photo of the tattoo she got during the Rolling Stone magazine photoshoot on her feet and the ink reads “ROLLING $TONE”. Well as soon as Vanilla I¢e saw it, he had to get one himself. His reads “MILEY CYRU$” and he had a message for the singer that leaves all of our tongues wagging ” #👅 WORD TO YOUR MOTHER ! LMAO!” I think we can all agree that he has Rollin’ on the floor laughing at his newest tat.
BTW if you missed Miley’s photo, here it is:


It took 280 movies to sing Ice Ice Baby!
July 22nd, 2013 under Vanilla Ice. [ Comments: none ]

Don Draper Says What spent the last 3 months combining lines from 280 movies to create a music video of those actors singing (speaking) Vanilla Ice’s Ice Ice Baby!
As someone who lived in Miami and this song was my anthem, I am so in awe with what he created. So much so I can’t stop listening to it because it is so f*cking cool. How cool? It’s Cool as Ice Ice Baby!
Seriously doesn’t this video just make your day? It’s almost as though your rollin’ in your 5.0 down A1A Beachfront Ave!


Vanilla Ice is reunited with his 5.0
May 22nd, 2013 under Vanilla Ice. [ Comments: none ]

So remember in Ice Ice Baby when Vanilla Ice sang Rollin in my 5.0, well the two have been reunited after almost two decades. Sadly though there is no word if he went rollin’ in it on A1A Beachfront Ave checking out if girls were hot wearing less than bikinis.
Really there isn’t much more to the post than just seeing him in that picture with the Ford got me all nostalgic for my days in Miami singing Ice Ice Baby with my friends on the top our lungs. That’s just how we rolled in the 305 back then!


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