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For some reason, several men thought that it would be funny if they said to a reporter, who is live on the air, “F*ck her right up the P*ssy.” It isn’t, far from it. Up until last week, it has only been said to female reporters for obvious reasons; but one man, who was on a turkey high, said it to man. Something he quickly regretted when KESQ’s Joe Galli retaliated with, “That is exactly what I did to your mother, buddy!” Mic drop.
Hopefully this will be the end to the lunacy because it is the dumbest way to get yourself on television.
We have seen anchors and reporters do some really strange things during November Sweeps, but I don’t think we’ve ever seen one eat cat food live on the air. That is exactly what KSTU‘s Dave Nemeth did last week. What did he think? He thought it was so purrfect, that he finished the can. And then when it was time to interview the next person, he got really catty with them. OK, I lied about the last part, but it sounded good.
Anyways, back to him eating the cat food. I showed the video to my cat and she gave me a look that made me understand I should never ever try that home. In other words, she threw a hissy fit.
It is the last weekday before Halloween and the morning news shows are dressing up for the holiday today. Each year the Today show picks a theme and this year they went with some of the characters from the Peanuts. The costumes are so hideous that you can actually understand what the Principal is saying over the loud speaker as she rips them a new one.
What is so awful about their costumes besides everything, the hairlines they did for the men and Savannah Guthrie as Pigpen, the way Matt Lauer sounds as Lucy, should I go on. Just watch for yourself as the second thing from our childhood was destroyed this week. Gem and the Holograms of course being first.
Seriously though, isn’t the Today show rebounding in the ratings? Then why are their costumes so cheap??? Ann Curry must be so happy that she no longer has to participate in this annual ritual.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e0mP8wTU5Bc
One of the things you have to deal with when you are a morning news anchor is live animals, of all kinds, being on the show. The other day when Kip Smith from Wildlife Encounters of Gretna was on KMTV‘s morning newscast he decided to have some fun with the anchors, Mike DiGiacomo and Mary Nelson.
Smith brought out a skunk and explained to the anchors why they spray. As he was holding the little guy, all of sudden it appeared that the skunk was spraying them. DiGiacomo was so horrified, he got up and walked out. Then Smith revealed that he was holding a little water pump and the skunk didn’t leave his scent behind.
What a stinker. This might be the best prank that anyone has done during a newscast because it is something everyone fears when they see a skunk. So imagine what it must be like when you have to be all happy and composed and that happens.
I know I would not have been able to handle that as well as they did. I would have been cursing up a storm, live TV or not.
John Stamos was on Today today and he slapped Matt Lauer when the newsman said to him, “You’re a grandpa?” Then when Uncle Jessie said it to him, he slapped him back. Finally, when Lauer said to him, “You’re really a grandfather?”, he slapped him hard enough that he will never ask that question again.
Of course the two men were playing around, but it was fun to finally see someone do to Lauer what many of us of have wanted to do for a while. It felt so good to watch him hurt so good.
And don’t forget to tune in to Stamos’ slapstick comedy Grandfathered on Fox tomorrow at 8p. Oh and I lied about it being slapstick, he reserves the slaps for Lauer! Ba da bump, tssss!
