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Yesterday, millions of people were horrified when they saw a passenger being forcibly dragged off of a United flight because the airline screwed up and over booked it.
It was no laughing matter to anyone who watched it. Well, anyone but Bill O’Reilly who laughed on the air as he watched the video. What was his excuse, he said, “I shouldn’t be laughing but it is so bizarre.” No, what is bizarre is him getting a chuckle from it.
I guess in a way it is OK because last week we all chuckled a little bit when news broke that Fox News paid out a settlement of $13 million to 5 women who claimed sexual harassment by the “news anchor”. Although, the joke is on us because he is still has a job even though new women keep coming forward. At least the advertisers of his show don’t find it funny because they have been pulling out faster than a man’s whose condom broke.
Actors are trained not to reveal any spoilers when they do talk shows, but every now again the hosts get the better of the star.
Kieron Richardson was on This Morning today to talk about the murder mystery on Hollyoaks, and Holly Willoughby and Phillip Schofield were able to break him. As ITV hosts were running down the list of possible suspects, Richardson was trying his hardest not to reveal anything. Then he made the mistake of talking about the actress who was killed on the show. He said, “All I am going to say is Ashley Slanina-Davies, who plays Amy Barnes, is an absolutely fantastic episode, even in the final scene when I was with my…” His hands were motioned as though he was strangling her, and then he put them over his eyes because he just revealed he is the person that killed Amy Barnes.
At that point he knew there was no going back as much as he wanted to because it was live television. The actor, who is expecting twins, is afraid he will be out of work because of the flub. But I doubt they will fire him over the reveal because now people are going to want to see if he really did it. I live in The States, where we don’t have Hollyoaks, and I want to see if he really did it. It is getting people to talk about the show and that is what interviews are supposed to be about. Right?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1yK7VD44Eg0
You don’t have to know Hungarian to laugh your a$$ off at this visual description gone wrong. A Sport1 sportscaster was drawing out a play, and he inadvertently drew out a hockey stick and two pucks. You know the ones that only male ice hockey players have and girl ones don’t.
Bencsics Márk started it off by highlighting two of the players by drawing circles around them. Then he drew a U starting at one and finishing it off with the other player who parallel to the first one. At this point it looks very phallic, but it did not stop there. At the bottom of the U, he drew a line across the top of it, which gave it that circumcised look. In a way, you are hoping he might stop there, but nope. He goes on to draw straight lines coming out of the tip to show where the puck could go. But instead it looks like something else that came. And yet, it doesn’t stop there. Would a pair of balls be a pair of balls without some hair? That’s right, he added some hair to our first two guys and with that we all just climaxed! I know my pants are wet after that. From laughing so hard, what did you think I meant?
The best part about this whole video is that the artist had absolutely no idea what he had just done. His colleagues could not hold back their laughter, and yet he didn’t even crack a smile. I guess when you score a goal like that, you are too exhausted to do anything but lie there and take it.
Finally, how appropriate is that the show that this happened on is called Trash Talk?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KsQaB-GSvY4 Remember on Friday, when your day suddenly became a whole lot brighter because of 2 awwwdorable kids who interrupted their father’s serious interview on the BBC? Ever since then, you have been wondering what happened that lead to that unforgettable moment. Today, Robert E Kelly, his wife Kim Jung-A and their two children, Marion and James, broke their silence to The Wall Street Journal.
They explained what happened that lead them to becoming international sensations overnight. The father told the newspaper that it all boils down to “a comedy of errors.” Papa Kelly normal locks the door when he does interviews from his office, but for some reason he didn’t do that day. His wife was in the living room with the kids watching and recording her husband with her phone as he was on TV doing the interviews. Since she was focusing on the television, she didn’t realize that her 4 year old daughter had gotten up and ran away. She also didn’t notice that her 8 month son followed his sister like he always does, until she saw them on the television a few seconds after it happened because of the time delay. Horrified by what was happening, she tried to sneak into the room and get their children out of there. As we know, she wasn’t that sneaky. The reason why she came in the way that she did is that she was only wearing socks that caused her to glide on the hardwood floors as she rushed to her husband’s office.
When it comes to Marion, her father explained why she danced her way into the room. He said, “She was in a hippity-hoppity mood that day because of the school party.” Kelly also revealed that he knew his interview was over the second he saw his baby roll on in.
What he didn’t know is how popular that video was going to become and how his life would change. In fact, when he was done with the interview, he sent the BBC an apology letter. They actually loved it so much that they asked him if they could put it online. At first, he said no but then they decided to let them to do it. Once they did, his phone and social media blew up and they shut it all off because they want their normal lives back. They are just a normal family and it shows because parents all over the World knew his pain. That is why we can’t stop watching his family. Thank Gd for “comedy of errors,” because it is just what we all needed!
The Today show is in Scotland this week and while Al Roker was there he got to learn about kilt making. Learning how to make one is one thing, but modeling a whole bunch of them is something even more exciting. That is exactly what the NBC weatherman did and all I have to say is thankfully they were up to his knees. I do not want to find out if he is a true Scot or not especially after seeing him to Right Said Fred’s I’m Too Sexy. My brain just can’t get that image out of my head.
