Rebel Wilson has no problem talking about Spanx and putting them on for the cameras, but she revealed she a problem with one pair. Yesterday, she took the Twitter to tell the world, “OMG just had my first pair of Spanx split as I got into my car…lucky it’s ‘underwear’ x.” Who knew they could split? I guess we all do now.
Am I the only one picturing what it looked when they split? OK, now you are too!
Evan Handler decided to talk the sh!t on Twitter and he announced to his followers, “Every now and then, my back cracks in satisfying fashion when I strain to have a bowel movement.”
It’s bad enough we saw his a$$ for 7 years on Californication, now we have to know what happens when things are coming out of it.
Actually, who am I kidding, I miss seeing Runkle’s big white hairless a$$! Don’t you?
The other day on Family Feud, Steve Harvey asked, “Name a place where you panic if the toilet didn’t flush after you used it.” Kate guessed that that place would be at a new lover’s home. After the host saw that the answer was on the board, he shared a story about an experience that happened to him that was just like her answer.
Back when he was in college, he went out with a girl that he thought was way out of his league. Trying to impress her, he went to a Creole restaurant. He wasn’t familiar with the food and ordered a lot of spicy food. When they were done eating, he went to drop her off at her house. She invited upstairs and that is when his stomach had a message for him. When natures calls, you have to answer it. He went into her bathroom, did his business and then the toilet didn’t flush. His dinner started to come out of the bowl. He panicked and grabbed the trashcan to capture the overflowing water. Then it started to fill up, so he dumped the contents into the bathtub. After an hour and a half he finally was able to emerge from the bathroom. The girl then asked him what was all over his pants, turns out some of the stuff splashed all over him.
Needless to say he didn’t get a second date, but we got a first rate story! Poor Steve Harvey!
Judge Reinhold shaved his head to play Coach Don Meyer in My Many Sons and he didn’t like having a bald head. So much so, he admitted on Twitter that he had problems making love to his wife because he pictured himself hairless on top when they were in the throws of passion. Why didn’t he do like every other guy and instead of picturing that, why didn’t picture himself as Brad Hamilton imagining Phoebe Cates taking off her bikini top in Fast Times at Ridgemont High? That seems to have worked for a lot of guys since the movie came (no pun) out. And he was there unlike all those other boys who did a Brad Hamilton?
To see what he looked when his drapes matched the tip of the carpet, then click here.
https://twitter.com/lisarinna/status/558460638221971457 Lisa Rinna took to Twitter to declare, “I don’t like facial hair. Down there.” Now we know why Harry Hamlin is always clean shaven. I don’t know about you, but I didn’t need to know that. Did you?
