Some people used their time during the pandemic to try something new. Other people did absolutely nothing. I am part of the latter, and Judge Reinhold is part of the former.
What did he learn to do? Yodel! You know what, he is really good at it. If this acting thing doesn’t work out, yodeling would be a great next career move.
Omicron is ruining Christmases all over the world because people are still refusing to get the COVID-19 vaccine. Judge Reinhold had come up with a way to make sure that more shots go into the arms of COVIDiots.
What is the plan, you ask? He says, “If we do not get Covid under control, celebrities are going to start singing Imagine again.” Imagine the surviving cast of Fast Times of Ridgemont High reuniting to sing the John Lennon tune? I don’t think they have the beat to do it.
So, if you don’t want us to suffer any more than we have, then get the fucking vaccine already.
If you don’t, then we blast Gal Gadot’s celebrity version outside your window until you do. Who is with me?
You know how Skittles’ slogan is “taste the rainbow?” Well, Judge Reinhold actually tasted it. So does it taste like the candy, metallic like gold, or 💩? He didn’t say, so it is another mystery that won’t be solved today.
Sean Penn asked some of his new friends to do a virtual table read of Fast Times at Ridgemont High to raise money for his charity. Core does a lot of amazing work like providing COVID-19 testing sites in hard-hit areas.
I say new friends because he didn’t ask any of his co-stars from the original movie to do it. Instead, he had Julia Roberts read Jennifer Jason Leigh’s Stacy, Jennifer Aniston was Phoebe Cate’s Linda, and a stoned Shia LaBeouf filled in for Penn.
Who played Brad? Brad Pitt, of course. Shortly before the table read went live, Judge Reinhold, who originally held his part, I mean the part, asked his fans to watch. When it came to him talking about Pitt filling his huge pirate hat, he said, “I think Brad Pitt, is playing me, which would only make sense, cause the resemblance is uncanny.” Yes, it is.
Is it just me, or does Reinhold look better now than he did in the 1982 film that never gets old?
On that note, do you want to see the table read, then click here!
