Back in 2010, Jerry O’Connell had his pen!s bitten off by killer fish in Piranha 3D. Eight years later, he is finally getting his revenge on fishes. He showed them what it is like to have your head is someone else’s mouth. It does not look like fun, does it. Unlike what they did to him, he left their head on!
The other night when O’Connell was on Shark After Dark during Discovery’s Shark Week, he did things to a fish that I am only assuming he has done with his wife. Things that will make a person swear off of eating seafood forever. At least it did me.
I mean Frenching a raw fish’s head has to taste grosser than doing that other sexual thing you do with your mouth on a hot sweaty day. And I have not sworn off of doing that thing yet.
Anyways, here is a O’Connell story for you. Eight years ago, I went to a press screening of Piranha 3D, and then went watch a taping of Jimmy Kimmel Live from the green room with a friend. O’Connell was a guest on the show and he shook hands with everyone that was in that room before he did his interview. My friend and I could not stop laughing at him because it is hard to look in the eyes of the person who just his hot dog nibbled off of him. And yet that was not the most awkward meeting I had with a celebrity.
It is Shark Week on Discovery this week, and they got Shaq to do something he has never done. That thing is to go underwater snorkeling and swim with some sharks.
He might be over 7′ tall, but there are still things that scare him. Not Hakeem Olajuwon, Patrick Ewing, David Robinson and Rik Smits, but the great whites. As soon as one of those little sharks swam towards him, he was out of there. Then with some coaxing, he went back in and faced some more killer fishies. This time went a little better, but I doubt he will be doing it again. Which is weird because you would think they would be more afraid of him than he would be of them. After all, he is bigger than them.
For 17 years, the Unabomber caused fear in the United States by sending bombs in the mail and tonight at 9p, Discovery looks into the Manhunt to find Ted Kaczynski (Paul Bettany).
When I heard about this series, I thought it was going to be told as through the Unabomber’s eyes, it is not. Manhunt: Unabomber is about how the FBI looked for and eventually caught the elusive bomber. I was not expecting to like it, but I did because it is scary how bureaucracy stalled his capture.
Jim Fitzgerald (Sam Worthington) is an older FBI recruit who is a whiz at profiling. Because of that he is recruited to look into the Unabomber. He comes up with a profile, but his bosses tell him to follow theirs even though it is wrong. Time goes by, new clues including manifesto come in and eventually they start to see things his way. Just because he has profile does not mean he has the suspect.
What happens when he finally does? You do not want to miss this 8-part series to find out. Imagine trying to find someone who is so off the grid, there is no way to contact him, let alone find him. That is the impossible task the Federal Bureau had to deal with and yet they got their man.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c_FCymQC67E Discovery hyped up that Michael Phelps was going to race a shark during Shark Week and the fans could not wait to see it happen. It was like shark bait to them. Only thing, if you did not watch interviews with him leading up to it, then you are pissed today. That is because he only raced a computer generated version of a shark and not a real one. So the great white was a great white lie. Even Ryan Lochte is like I am more admirable than him today.
Maybe the pissed off fans can be consoled by the fact that he lost to the fake shark by two whole seconds. He only takes home the silver.
via Daily Mail
For obvious reasons Josh Duggar is person non grata on TLC, so what does the network do when he attends a wedding of one of the show’s stars that they are going to air? They can’t ask him not come, as much as we would all like. Therefore someone’s lightbulb went off in their head and they came up with the perfect way to make him disappear. It was like a ray of light, or should I say a sun glare. They edited in a ball of light making us think the sun was shining down on Jinger and Jeremy’s wedding. But instead they used it to cover up the dark energy that was there. You know, the brother who allegedly touched his younger sisters inappropriately.
Have to admit that was pretty smart trick by TLC. Whomever came up with that plan deserves a raise and an Emmy!
