Tisha Campbell went to her local Ralph’s, and she was in for a shock. That is because she saw a baby bear, inside the store, who was looking for some honey. At least, I am assuming why it was there. It could have been looking for porridge because Goldie Locks ate all of it up.
The actress shared the video and wrote, “Mannnnn! THAT AIN’T NO DAMN PUPPY! See? DA’ Fuck I look like? Dr Doolittle??? Why are all these animals drawn to me right now? I don’t understand! You know what else keeps following me???? #COMEDY! Comedy be following me like a damn stalker! IM NOT EVEN TRYNA FUNNY and then look….A freakin’ BEAR ya’ll?! Fo real??? The store clerks shooed him out. There was no policeman called no damn fire dept no veter-effin-narian. NUTHIN!!!! When you left the store you were on your own!!! #wildlife #bear #wheretheresababytheresamomma #whyarethewhitefolkswavingathebear #run”
I know exactly where her Ralph’s is because I go shopping at some of the other stores in that strip mall. Now, I am going to need to bear spray to shop there. Walmart sells that, right? If not, what scent can I get from Bath and Body Works?
Seriously though, the reason why the baby bear came out of hibernation is that area was hit hard by wildfires and the animals there are seeking food. Plus, they built another strip mall and a Kaiser across the street, so their quiet homes were disturbed.
Now, having said that I understand why they are seeing more wild animals in the business area; I still will totally sh!t if I saw one there. Good thing Burlington sells underwear.
What would you do if you saw a bear in aisle 9? I know you would wake up to hearing clean up in aisle 9, and they would be talking about the mess you made.
One last thought, Campbell went from starting to Little Shop of Horrors to being in one. Sorry, I had to.
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