Twitter has given Cee Loo Green a Voice and he is using it to give us some Words of Wizdumb. Today the F*ck You singer Tweeted this, “After a long early morning swim my penis now looks like a one bedroom smurf house 🙂 I want my winnebego back” George Costanza is so happy that someone else is referencing shrinkage besides him!!!
BTW who else can’t stop picturing his penis before and after the swim, the thought of the one bedroom smurf house is horrifying me.
Cee Lo Green has pretty much had a shaved head since we got to know, but yesterday he Tweeted a picture of himself with a much different look and said, “I actually have a nice grade of hair when I decide to grow it:)” I will give The Voice coach an A+ if they decides to let it grow out because I think he looks sexy in that picture. He needs to say Forget You to the bald head and hello to one to hairy head!
Adam Levine has given us plenty of Words of Wizdumb on Twitter and yesterday he continued that trend. The Voice coach Tweeted, “I just had a date with myself. Sadly, I’m not really interested. But the sex was great.” I wonder if that is what a real date with him is like. Yes I have wondered about that because there is something oddly attractive about him.
Adam Levine took to Twitter yesterday and gave us these Words of Wizdumb, “the VMA’s. one day a year when MTV pretends to still care about music. I’m drawing a line in the sand. fuck you VMA’s.” You know what he is dead on right because when was the last time you saw a music video on MTV? See he is right!!!
Flavor Flav has his gold teeth, Michael Jackson has his gold casket (too soon?) and Cee Lo Green has his gold suit. I don’t know what to make out of that outfit, but all I know is I can’t stop looking at it. And just like staring at the sun for too long, the image is burned in to my retina.
Oh and seeing The Voice coach dripping in gold like that, he has never looked sexier to me.
