It is a slow day, and farts are always funny, so here is something that happened on The View today.
Sarah Haines was drinking something, and it spilled onto the table. As soon as Whoopi Goldberg noticed that, she let her co-host know about it.
Haines moved over on her chair to clean up the mess, and we heard what sounded like a fart.
Did she cut the cheese? I don’t think so. I think it was the way she moved on the leather seat that created the sound. However, there was a lot of laughter going on, so maybe she did.
Whoopi Goldberg was missing from The View on Monday, and now we know why. The 67-year-old was not feeling well in the morning and tested positive for COVID-19 later on in the day, according to Entertainment Weekly.
She is expected to return to the daytime talk show when she is feeling better, which will hopefully be soon.
This is not the first time Whoopi has had coronavirus. She battled the virus in January right after the holidays. Back then, she thanked the vaccine and its booster that kept her from getting really sick with it.
I don’t know what it is about the Republicans that The View hires, but they always start arguments with the Democrats that make the show uncomfortable to watch.
There was Rosie O’Donnell and Elisabeth Hasselbeck. Then there was Meghan McCain and everyone. And now there is Alyssa Farah Griffin.
Today, she and Sunny Hostin got into a heated argument over Griffin, saying, “I worry that some of the far left have become so negative in how they talk about the other party.”
Umm, which Republican spouse was attacked by someone with a hammer in the name of politics? I am waiting.
Anyways, that is when the two women got into a fight over something Hostin said last week. Hostin tried to explain where she was coming from, and Griffin kept interrupting her.
Whoopi Goldberg tried to get the ladies to calm down. But, when that didn’t work, she called for a break.
When they returned from the commercials, things were civil between the ladies. Let’s just hope we can say that tomorrow.
I am so scared for tomorrow, and that is the really sad state our country is in now.
Today on The View, the hosts dressed up for Halloween. Praise Be, Whoopi Goldberg dressed like a handmaid, while Joy Behar was Peg Bundy. Ana Navarro decided to go as Charo from The Love Boat. And she is so believable; I honestly thought she was the legendary entertainer. Isn’t it amazing?
You never know what is going to come out of the mouths of the ladies on The View, and today, they had two doozies in one segment.
The segment was about a haunted house in Texas where the entities still have the sexual spirit going on from the days when it was a bordello.
After they showed the clip, the women had a discussion about whether ghosts can knock you up. That is when Joy Behar, 80, quietly told them, “I’ve had sex with a few ghosts and never got pregnant.”
No one but Whoopi Goldberg heard her, so the woman who won an Oscar for Ghost said to the audience, “I don’t know how many of you heard what Joy just said, but I am going to let it ride.” And they moved on. But you can tell by Behar’s face those ghosts gave her her first name.
Now back to Whoopi and Ghost, Sarah Haines asked her, “Did you talk to them when you were Oda Mae Brown?” Without skipping a beat, Whoopi whooped her co-host’s behind with, “Here’s where the lesson comes. No! That was a movie!”
They need to talk about sexual ghosts more often on the ABC daytime talk show because that really brought the fun out of them. Politics, schmolitics.
BTW You know that during the commercial break, they asked Behar all about her trysts with the dead.
