Today on The View, the woman spent the Hot Topics getting hot, as in hot down there. Actually, they were talking about do you have to tell your lover how many sexual partners you have had. Then, Joy Behar said I don’t need a lot of partners. I just need one who can find her G-spot.
And then the conversation went on in a different direction.
Later on in the show, Nick Offerman came out as a guest. After he sat down, Whoopi Goldberg asked him how Megan Mullally is, and then she added that his wife is fabulous. Offerman responded with, “I must have one hell of a personality.” But he wasn’t done. He grabbed a piece of paper and pen, said in his deadpan way, “Actually, it’s all about finding the G-spot,” and drew a photo.
Everyone was laughing, including Behar. However, she ripped up his drawing, which Sarah Haines declared that she knows his wife so much better after the picture that he drew.
Then, Whoopi tried to go on, but she was still laughing uncontrollably. But she did manage to say, “You know why she is smiling now.”
And with that, Joy used to be a comedian. And Offerman still is one! Instead of a mic being dropped, a vibrator hit the floor in his honor.
Yesterday on The View, the hosts discussed the new Max series Naked Attraction. It is a dating show unlike anything we have seen in The States before. That is because the contestants are standing there naked behind a screen that slowly rises up, revealing everything. And I do mean everything.
Well, Whoopi Goldberg made a joke calling it Naked & Well Hung, but she was outdone by Sarah Haines and Alyssa Farah Griffin.
Haines entered the conversation with, “There are [body] parts that are beautiful. A penis is not one of them.” It wasn’t what she said. It was that she tried to demonstrate what one looked like.
While she doesn’t think penises are attractive, Sunny Hostin, who binged all eight episodes on Sunday, said, “There were some pretty penises in that show.”
Haines followed up and asked the audience if they think penises are pretty. That is when Whoopi gave her the bell.
But the discussion wasn’t done. Then Griffin said no one looks good naked, just standing there as the screen slowly pans up. And that is when Whoopi rang the bell again because she knew this daytime show was about to go into nighttime territory.
So, Whoopi turned to the director and said, “I just want to say, ‘You were worried about me?'” Yes, we were. And could you imagine if Joy Behar was there? Oy!
I am also worried about Hostin. She spent eight hours watching Naked Attraction with her husband and came into work the next day looking all pissed off. It is like they didn’t go to the Max or cliMaxed after watching it.
That is something I would’ve done with the guy I am seeing. And he has a pretty penis. Not that you asked!
Things got interesting on The View this morning. The panel was talking about Senator Mitt Romney announcing that he will not seek reelection in 2024. But then things took a strange turn.
Whoopi Goldberg finished her thought, looked over at Alyssa Farah Griffin, and asked her, “Are you pregnant?”
Griffin, horrified and shocked by the question, nervously said, “No. OMG!” Then she added, “You can’t say that when my mother-in-law is here who is dying for me to get pregnant.”
Griffin then asked Goldberg if she looked like she was expecting, and she told her, “I just got a vibe.”
Griffin shared with her co-hosts that she and her husband, Justin Griffin, are open to having a baby, but they are not pregnant as of now.
At least she doesn’t think that she is. So she said she will take a test when she gets home. Who knows? She might come in tomorrow (or Monday if they didn’t pre-tape) with some big news. And I am not talking about the news they discuss during Hot Topics.
Back to Goldberg. She profusely apologized to Griffin for asking her.
Matthew McConaughey was on The View today to talk about his children’s book, Just Because. And Joy Behar took advantage of his appearance on the daytime talk show to get another foot massage from him.
He gave her one a few years ago, and she wanted another. So she got a pedicure to prepare for his magic hands, lifted up her leg, and told him to massage her foot. So he did.
The Oscar-winner explained that he got this ability from his dad. You see, his father would massage his sons’ girlfriends’ feet when they came over. The girlfriends liked it, so he knew that it would work if he gave them one. And it did. But then again, he is Matthew McConaughey, and there is a lot that is alright, alright, alright with him.
However, not everything they discussed on the show was alright with him. Behar was really confrontational with him on vaccines and guns, and he wasn’t there for it. To be honest, she made his whole segment uncomfortable, and you can tell the other panelists were telling her to back down.
But it wasn’t all negative. We also got to see McConaughey’s new wax figure that will displayed at the Madame Tussauds in Manhattan. To see his awwdorable reaction to his life-size candle, then click here!
Today is the 27th season premiere of The View, and the daytime talk show debuted its new set. But there was something missing. Or should I say someone because Whoopi Goldberg wasn’t sitting at their new table?
Where was the EGOT winner? She is home fighting COVID-19. According to Joy Behar, who was sitting in her seat, she is on the tail end of the virus and should be back hosting later this week.
Hopefully, she won’t suffer any long-term effects from the coronavirus.
COVID-19 is back. So please wear a mask and get a booster shot if need be.
