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As excited as Corey Feldman was to attend the premiere of The Woman in Black, a woman in black was even more excited to see him which I am sure in turn made him even more excited. I guess you can say her Dream a Little Dream is coming true?
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Corey Feldman attended the 6th annual Kandyland event at The Playboy Mansion and hopefully one of those bunnies will snatch him up and show him how to dress. Seriously that has to be one of the ugliest outfits I have ever seen. Did he get the fabric for the suit from a ’70s motel that is going out of business? It isn’t only the suit that is beyond hideous, but WTF is up with that furry hat. Just fug-and-ly.
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Corey Feldman has mashed up all the worst ’80s hairstyles and combined them into one big hairdon’t. I don’t what he was thinking by growing out the tail that was made famous by Aimee Mann in the front. It looks so idiotic, I can’t see anyone saying that was a smart idea. And what is up with letting his black roots show under his bleached and fried blonde spiked Billy Idol do? I would like to say something positive about it, but I can’t…can you?
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Twenty-five years ago Rob Reiner made a little film called Stand By Me narrated by Richard Dreyfuss with 4 virtually unknown actors (Wil Wheaton, Jerry O’Connell, Corey Feldman, and the late River Phoenix) and this week the 4 actors stood by the director and got to together to honor that big anniversary.
Can you believe that timeless movie was made in 1984 and how much the cast has changed? Wheaton, 37, is now a blogging visionary, O’Connell, 37, is no longer the fat kid from Stand By Me and Feldman, 39, is now as much a musician as an actor? I wonder if they knew back then that some of what was said at the ending of the movie would kind of mirror how their lives would turn out? Wheaton is the writer, O’Connell has been steadily acting, Feldman had his issues and Phoenix would be the first one to die out of the four?
OK enough sadness, don’t they all look wonderful? I so loved Stand By Me back when I was kid and now again and again as an adult.
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Anyone remember the song Joseph Coat’s from Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat? You know the one that went like this…
I look handsome, I look smart, I am a walking work of art, Such a dazzling coat of many colors, How I love my coat of many colors
It was red and yellow and green and brown And scarlet and black and ocher and peach And ruby and olive and violet and fawn And lilac and gold and chocolate and mauve And cream and crimson and silver and rose And azure and lemon and russet and grey And purple and white and pink and orange And red and yellow and green and brown And scarlet and black and ocher and peach And ruby and olive and violet and fawn And lilac and gold and chocolate and mauve And cream and crimson and silver and rose And azure and lemon and russet and grey And purple and white and pink and orange And blue
Well that was the second thought that came to my head when I saw Corey Feldman wearing that thing. The first thought was WTF is he wearing? That has to be the ugliest suit I have ever seen. Seriously why would someone make a suit like that? And what is ever scarier is that Corey Feldman thought he would look cool wearing it. Seriously ewwww. And to make it even worse what is up with that see-thru black shirt he is wearing under it. Oh and I shouldn’t leave out the mustard colored fedora hat that he is wearing with that technicolor disaster, that goes with all those colored dots how? Go, go, go Corey, you know what I say, throw out that suit Cor, it’s too ugly to wear another day.
I will end this post on a positive note, here is Donny Osmond singing Joseph’s Coat in Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat. I love that musical!!!
