When I saw the paparazzi pictures of Mark Wahlberg and Dwayne Johnson filming Pain & Gain in Miami, I wanted to see the film because I am a fan of both actors. But now that I’ve seen the trailer, there is no way you could get me to see it when it comes out in April. Granted I should’ve known it would be unwatchable as soon as Michael Bay’s name came up on the screen.
The trailer for GI Joe 2 aka GI Joe: Retaliation with Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson is out and I can’t get over how much better it looks than the first one. Will I go see it when it comes out on June 29th? Nope because it looks like such a d!ck flick and those are not my type of movie. But I am sure there are millions and millions of people who this flick is right for.
Twitter lets celebrities share their thoughts in 140 characters or less and sometimes what they say really leaves me dulbfounded. Today’s Words of Wizdumb comes from Dwayne Johnson aka The Rock who said, “Watching America’s Got Talent. I make a woman’s liver quiver w/ a single eyebrow. Whats your talent?” Ummm, what the hell does that mean? Why do you want to make a woman’s liver quiver? I never felt a quiver in my liver. Although when I have seen him do that thing with his eyebrow it makes another part of my body quiver…
So what can you do that make someone’s liver quiver?
Dwayne Johnson Tweeted the above picture and said, “Rumors of my death are false – Im still “Bringin’ It’ 24hrs a day, 7 days a week, 365 days a year – including leap year!” and all I can focus on his tongue. You know the expression, “Don’t stick out your tongue, unless you intend on using it”? Well DJ, you are sticking out your tongue…
Seriously don’t tell me you haven’t thought that he would be The Rock in bed? You know he has to be good with all of those muscles. And c’mon you know there is one muscle on him that has to be built like a rock! Plus we know he knows how to wrestle! I am willing to be his field post, if he wants to score a touchdown… So Dwayne, Rock me like Hurricane!!!
After watching the teaser trailer for The Rock’s new movie Faster, I have no idea what it is about. But the one thing I do know for sure is that it is a dick flick with capital D I C K. Seriously we know there will be car chases, gun fights, a strip club scene and I am sure explosions. Boys who cares about a plot, when you have all of that? I am sure the movie will do well when it comes out in November no matter what it is about.
